Oooh! A List! A List of Happy Things!
Pin itJust to be clear, this is a LIST, not a LISP. In case you read that wrong. I’m here to help. My friend Kearsie of Sounds Like Tomatoes and author of the always riveting Adventures with Edward totally tagged me. I figured it’d be good to jump in on the whole “happy” gig. Plus, [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday: Is There Sugar in Syrup? Then YES!
Pin itHave you seen the movie Elf. Oh that Will Ferrell! He’s a riot. Well, there’s one line in the movie that feels a lot like my life. Listen: Is there sugar in syrup? sound bite Will Ferrell sound bites Really, I can use the spirit of that phrase for anything! Scenario 1: Hey Jenny, [...]
In Which I Look Like A Jonas Brother
Pin itI had to head out to a meeting this afternoon. I wanted my outfit to say something like, “I can hack it.” or “I can bring it”… or maybe “Professional laday is in da hizzouse!!!” *ahem* Before the meeting, I picked up my son from school. As we walked to the car he asked, [...]
In Which I Query, "Ladder, So Mauch?"
Pin it To me, this little set-up is akin to the highbrowed intellect of one who orders a non-fat, sugar free decaf vanilla/hazelnut/orwhathaveyou latte’… e.g., WHY BOTHER, YO! And if YOU, yes you who are right here reading this right now, happen to be one who dares orders such things… *SLAP!* There. That should knock [...]
Santa Baby and My Christmas List
Pin itI re-wrote the lyrics to the classic Santa Baby as performed by Eartha Kitt. And then, one evening, I finally found my “quiet place”… a busy Walmart parking lot in a remote part of Utah. Vernal. Vernal, Utah. And IN THAT PARKING LOT — I recorded me singing my new rendition of Santa Baby. [...]
And It ALL Happens Because I Blog
Pin itThe Husband… his eyes burning with condemnation… as he stared at me through the innocent stair rails… He said, and I DO believe he seethed these words in ALL CAPS: AND YOU KNOW THIS ALLLLLLLL HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU BLOG. Whu? Who? Me??? Here’s what happened. It was a long weekend. A full weekend. A [...]
Swine Flu Mask Reprise
Pin itAbout 7 months ago I showcased my custom-blinged swine flu masks in a video: I wish I had another video to share. Alas, I do not. I know this is disappointing and I promise I will not make a habit of such things *feels self-important*. I do have a couple of pictures of new [...]
I have no idea.
Pin it I am tired and got myself into a spot where I cannot catch-up. October was a tornado. But not of cows and machetes and travel trailers, bathtubs and bad witches, but of errands and commitments and laundry and dishes. What is the fruit of such things? Nonsense. This post, for example. Is it [...]
I Saw This Card and Almost Bought It to Give to Myself.
Pin itWhen I saw this card I said, “Self. Self!! SELF!!!! Look! I don’t think there is a more perfect card for you me we us you!” A poor picture, we I know But it just adds to the message, don’t cha think? This is prolly the most beautiful card I have ever almost given [...]
She said she liked my hair, I said I liked her shirt.
Pin itAnd I meant it: I went to the Family Force 5 concert in Seattle last Friday. Seattle was a stop on their “Dance RAWR Dance” Tour. See why I love them? Dance + RAWR + Dance = my kinda awesome! I made friends with a few natives young fans. I freaked a few out with [...]
