It has been awhile since I checked out the keyword phrases that are sending searchers over to Jenny On the Spot. Searchers. I am always a little surprised. Always a little disturbed. And always entertained by the creative long string searches that land folks on the doorstep of Jenny On the Spot. It makes me [...]
Animals
Kevin Bacon or the Easter Bunny: Who is My Admirer
I need your help. Back in October 2009, Kevin Bacon left me a note for the 20th anniversary of my 16th birthday…. I know it was from him because he signed it. So, of course, it is from him. Proof. Clue#1 – note found in my home on the 20th anniversary of my 16th birthday, [...]
Free Form Friday
Free Form Friday
This post was written late at night, under odd conditions. It was written without a plan, and without any consideration given to meaning or sense. A lot like free-association, but without the therapist. And, in an effort to “keep it real” I will post anyway… making effort only to correct spelling. The rest is all [...]
Ridiculous
Free Form Friday – My Own Professional Help
I am just going to write… free-associatively and whahaveyou. Come in. Buckle up. Take an iburofen or a shot of tequila… But first an image, because I like posts that have a picture. What’s that? Oh… just sequins… IN MY DOG’S POO. Welcome. Welcome to my life. My posting has been sporadic on account of [...]
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Make We Laugh Monday: Boiling Babies & the Fuzz
It is good to not be a shut-in on account of the fact one gets to see things in the IRL… Like the Fuzz… the Po Po… You can’t see the license surround of this local Justice Unit, but it says: “SMILE! I could be BEHIND you!” It did make me smile. The Po Po [...]
Ridiculous
More Painting, More Exhaustion, More Fumes, More Photos
The problem with being a story teller and not getting out of the house is… finding stories. So. Here I sit. Reminiscing about another day at home. A third day without a shower. A third day of painting and immersing myself into the world of Pandora. I did run to the store once. But I [...]
Ridiculous
What’s Up Wednesday?
Hollah!!!! Whassup, yo? *pumps palms to sky* I am over-tired and thinking my chronic headache is either due to sleep deprivation or the effects of paint fumes. Hitherhencetofore I created an alliterative title that has nothing to do with this post. It’s 1:30 in the morning on Wednesday. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS UP. Except [...]
Animals
I Had A Dream About an Albino Owl – Dissect That
…the dream, not an owl. I had a dream. Friday night. Like you needed to know when. I am actually thankful for the dream, I was having a hard time coming up with something to write about. I don’t dream often. Or if I do, I don’t remember them. I don’t remember much in general. [...]
Awardage
Oooh! A List! A List of Happy Things!
Just to be clear, this is a LIST, not a LISP. In case you read that wrong. I’m here to help. My friend Kearsie of Sounds Like Tomatoes and author of the always riveting Adventures with Edward totally tagged me. I figured it’d be good to jump in on the whole “happy” gig. Plus, it [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday
Make Me Laugh Monday: Is There Sugar in Syrup? Then YES!
Have you seen the movie Elf. Oh that Will Ferrell! He’s a riot. Well, there’s one line in the movie that feels a lot like my life. Listen: Is there sugar in syrup? sound bite Will Ferrell sound bites Really, I can use the spirit of that phrase for anything! Scenario 1: Hey Jenny, you [...]
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