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An INCREDIBLE new blog!

Uh! Mah! Gah! My sister-in-law started a blog!

*** breathing in paper bag ***

She is so friggin’ cool-tastic! I mean, if we weren’t SISTER-in-laws, it’d be like we were sisters or somethin’. I mean, it’s almost freakish how similar we are. Freakish. 

Like, I named my son Joel, then 3 years later she named her son Cole. It’s crazy how we have the same taste like that. I mean - you should hear it when our families get together. I call “Joel!!!!!” and Cole comes running. Someone will call “COLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and instead Joel tears into the room. Our family is so much fun, and most of it is because of Kerry.

At least that’s what SHE thinks. I know that if it wasn’t for me, life for all of “them” would play out in shades of brown. But shhhhh, don’t tell her I said that. I like to let her think it’s all about her, when it really is all about me - JENNYonthespot. Shhhhh, it’s our little secret…

Anywho… Kerry has started a new blog. And, I must admit - it really is genius. Pure genius. From the look… to every letter of it’s content. Genius. Sh to the izzle. I’ll give her that. I will give her that…

Oh, yeah - click here to check her out :)

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A post? Today?!

Sha-right!

That silly Blog365

The Butt Series goes to NYC

Just because I left town for a couple of days, doesn’t mean I left The Butt Series behind (heh… “behind”… heh…). NoWhay. In fact, it is quite the opposite. You can see for yourself!

Does this visitor’s badge make my butt look big?

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A post in which I obsess about my butt.

I have a funny little spectacle glass I hold up to my mind’s eye from time to time… It’s my “Does this _____ make my butt look big?” spectacle glass. When I started revealing this deranged perspective (The Butt Series), I vowed I’d never actually post a picture of my own butt. I kept that vow for like, 2 weeks. This post was my butt’s breakout post. 

In keeping with my vow not to keep my vow - here are a few pictures from the half-marathon from last Sunday. I appreciate Katie’s butt’s willingness to play along…

     

  1. Does this fuel belt make my butt look big? **Notice the little flowers in tucked into the water bottle pocket on the right… Olivia gave me those after the race. Lucky mom :)
  2. Do our finish medals make our butts look big?
  3. Does this Gu packet make my butt look big?
Don’t answer. Especially not question #3. It’s the camera angle… Really! The camera was a very big camera. Anyone who knows anything about cameras knows that big cameras take big pictures. True story.
While I’m making a total butt of myself (heh…), here’s another photo from earlier in May…
Does the bow of this boat make my butt look big? Please ignore the lovely bat wings

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Make Me Laugh Monday

 

 

 

 

This is an oldie, but it’s a goodie. For all y’all out there who be down with Narnia, this one’s for you… Yo.

“And I’m Ghost like Swayze!”… Peace! … and nighty-night.

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To Ironman 70.3 Or Not To Ironman 70.3

…next summer (’09) - THAT is the question. 

I can feel the marbles falling out of my brain onto the floor as I type. It’s ridiculous. Simply ridiculous. Isn’t it?

  • 1.2 mile swim
  • 58 mile bike
  • 13.1 mile run (half-marathon)

Just weeks ago, I went round and round with myself over the fact I had signed up for any events at all this summer. My half-marathon is in 2 weeks, and I am planning (but have not yet registered) to do an Olympic distance tri in August. At times I feel I want to throw in the towel… and then there are times like this, when I think someone might need to stage an intervention, cuz I got it bad.
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Because One Can Never Laugh Enough…

OK, if you have issues with incontinence - either go empty your bladder or put on a pair of Depends…

*waiting…whistling*

Ya ready? A special thank you to Derfwad Manor for introducing me to this video. It makes my abs muscles seize-up every time I watch it. 

As if that isn’t enough… You MUST watch this one too. It is short, and if your humor is at all off-kilter like mine… just watch:

 

I have done so many new and exciting things

since I got this nose ring. Really.

The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots!

Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster.

This is scarier than getting a nose pierced!

I. Am. Ridiculous.

Being the all-american girl that I am - I just HAD to take Nosie to visit Yosemite!

Look, Nosie, look! It’s a horse!

I’ve always wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower. Nosie thought it was a very romantic place.

Oh… this was precious - Nosie’s’ first sunset pierced. Awww…

Oh Nosie, look! There is a whole other world under the sea!

It’s an angel! And her nose is pierced too!

Yes, I have lost my mind. It’s so fun to watch someone lose one’s mind…