Nosie's New Look
Pin itWell. Nosie and I had a little “falling out” this morning. Literally. Either I blew my nose too hard, or I slapped Nosie silly while I blew my nose too hard… In any case, my nose stud Totally. Came. Out. I didn’t even feel it, until I didn’t feel “it” – my nose stud. [...]
Amish Friendship Bread, among other things
Pin itGoody! A list of Downey Downersons: My Amish Friendship Bread is baking for another 35 minutes… The kids wanted to help make it. I forgot until after they were asleep (thank you Lord they fell asleep). It is day 10, and I had to make it. I am so bummed the kids didn’t get [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday
Pin it What to post… what to post… Well, there was this morning when I was kissing my husband goodbye for the day. We were kinda flirting and mid-flirt I noticed a little toothpaste residue on the corner of his mouth… Then… I “Mommed” my husband. You know what I’m talkin’ [...]
The Dumbest. Question. EVAH.
Pin it“Should. You. Say. “Nooooooo” to your Mama?!!” Come again? How’s a kid supposed to answer that one? Even a 2-year-old sees the problem with that line of questioning. Talk about setting up your kid for failure. Mom – 0; Kid – 0. The perfect example of a lose-lose situation. And yet another example of my stellar [...]
04.18.08 – Fridge Friday
Pin itWhat’s the tiiiiiiiiiiiime?! It’s time to get CHILLed! What’s the tiiiiiiiiiiiime?! It’s time to get CHILLed! What’s the tiiiiiiiiiiime?! It’s time to get CHILLed! What’s the ti-iiiiiiiiiiiime?! It’s time to get CHILLed! Scratch that. That’s not how the song goes…. It’s time to get ILL. ILL! What does that even mean? Yeah. I guess [...]
Well, Crap.
Pin itIt is in times like these I wish I had magic powers of All Technology. But I do not. The Chief Technologist of My Life is drowning in work. Poor fella. BUT this is good, ‘cuz there are like, bills-n-such. Remember? Yesterday was tax day – so sorry to bring that up. Bookmark on [...]
Seamless Toilets
Pin itOne would think that when a woman gives birth to a baby boy, not only should she come home with large gauze undies, witch hazel spray, a bundle of joy, a heart full of content, discharge papers, the Apgar score, after birth pains, and an unrealistically romantic view of mothering… she should also go [...]
Not So Much – The Easter Bunny
Pin itApparently, OUR Easter Bunny is not so bright. He left all his packaging in our trash can. He left the extra candy just sitting out in the open… OUR Easter Bunny must’ve missed the Easter Bunny training chapter titled: “Stealth and Deception: The Easter Bunny’s Most Crucial Skillz”. My eight year old son found [...]
Fail
Pin itThank you Average Jane for introducing me to one of my most favoritest sites ever… right now. Favoritest. This is one of my favorite pics. Why do I love The Fail Blog? Because I am twisted like that. Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe [...]
