In an Effort to Help Stimulate the Economy
Pin itAw-ight. Don’t mess with Jenny. It. Is. Time. No more of this “recession” bidness. Stimulus schtimulus — it’s time to go old school. Take a picture, it’ll last longer! Drats. Didn’t work. Well, at least ya can’t say I didn’t try… P.S. That’s not even my money. I don’t have any to take a [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday, but on Tuesday
It’s Make Me Laugh Monday, but on Tuesday. This video… pee before watching, or put on a diaper — cuz this is THAT funny.
Taking "Green" To A Whole Other Level – Diapers
Pin itBloggers have a very important role. We have a stage before us… a stage that faces the whole wide world of Interwebz. The Onlines provides us a large audience of peoples… IRL (In Real Life) our audience is limited to those we might flip off in the car greet at the office or grocery store. [...]
I know what I need to do to lose my last 10 pounds.
Pin itSTOP EATING SUGAR AND MEAT Hahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaahahaaa! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhahahahahahhahahahahaa! *bends over in hysterics* *gasps for air* *grips side to alleviate abdominal cramping* *lifts index in air* Hang on… *more gasping* *takes deep breath, strokes hair, regains composure* I suppose the only way I am going to be able stop eating sugar and meat is if I [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – 4th Grade Fashion Fail: 1982
Pin itMy apologies! I am behind on the Monday timeline. It is Make Me Laugh Monday, but I got distracted and fell asleep and then went on a donut date with mah kids and, and, my computer has been SLOW… and this post requires a photo I had to bling-out a little and…. This post [...]
Chuck E. Cheese is of the Devil…
Pin itas are all who enter the bowels of such an establishment. I mean, look… the crazies assemble there: I must admit, when I have to go there, I enter with all the feelings of dread and despair a toddler must feel… when she must sit on the lap of a strange, large man dressed [...]
Gym Equipment Placement FAIL
Pin itIt took me years… YEARS, people to garner enough courage to utilize the Carnival Room of Mirrors that some pople at the gym call a “weight room”. I still call it a Carnival Room of Mirrors. It is quite cruel really. Back when I lived in Cali – So Cal, yo… I belonged to [...]
The Electric Fence Story
Pin itI am not a huge fan of email forwards. Many times I find I want to send a pox on the next 10 people who tell me I will be ugly for 10 years if I don’t forward to 10 people… It’s infuriating in addition to being an utter waste of my time… *delete*… [...]
Do nudists wear shoes? More from my searchers.
Pin itI have no idea if nudists wear shoes. I do know I am a huge fan of clothing…I think it’s amazing how much better a body can look with clothes, than without. It’s true. But I am not going to focus on my physical imperfections. It wouldn’t be a long enough post anyway…. Pffft. Instead, [...]
A quickie
Pin itHere’s a quick post. I am feeling a bit undone… overwhelmed. Or maybe I am feeling like a roll of tape where you can’t find the end…. pissy. I feel like I want to cry, and I have no reason to except for the fact that I feel overwhelmed and pissy. See. Please, no [...]
