My Butt Hurts, You Don't Even Know.
Pin itSo. I have this friend. Darcy. A personal trainer. A personal trainer who happens to be my friend who has been cruel kind enough to show me how to properly and effectively work mah boday. She is into “functional training”, and I’m all, “Heh… she said “function”… Lemme tell ya, the first time she [...]
Re: Buying Tampons in Bulk
Pin itWhat? You didn’t turn the page off your interwebz? I actually have a post of substance I should mold and nurture… instead I share with you a personal struggle… Buying tampons in bulk. I don’t care how many years one has been purchasing the wide array of feminine hygiene products, it is never comfortable [...]
The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
Pin itThis is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I [...]
The Confessional – Maggots
Pin itWhy can’t I let feeding maggots lie? I wasn’t going to share this. I wasn’t going to share. But the story that I want to hide, won’t let me hide it there. “…hide it THERE.” I. Don’t. Know. It rhymed. I was going for Dr. Seuss-y, and ended up Edvard Munch-y… and he was neither [...]
Stop! Hammertime!
Pin it I saw this at a 4-way-stop yesterday evening. HAD to take a pic. HAD to share it. In other news, I’m drowning in life… and am struggling with finding time this week(s). To be totally honest, I am having a hard time finding my smile too. “Too busy for smiles?” you probe (heh, [...]
Can I Be Totally Honest?
Pin itThis weekend sucked. I was going to “fluff” up the “sucked” part and be all, “This weekend was Stinky Stinkerson.” But if I wrote that, the the “totally honest” part of my title would not have been “totally honest”. It was not a weekend of illness. Nor a weekend of tragedy. Nor a weekend [...]
The Nail Fairy?
Pin itMy feet are a WRECK. Over the past 3 years I have stacked running and triathlon events in such a way that my feet have not have the opportunity to return to the intended state they were given to me. You know, 10 intact, cute-ish toes… all with nails. Not model feet, but I [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Ummm, "Package" Fail
Pin itAlright, so this is more definitely on the “adult humor” side for a Make Me Laugh Monday… But when my friend Lisa emailed me this pic last night… It was clear. Exceedingly clear. I have no choice. And the options! I didn’t know whether to call this “Marketing Fail” or “Package Fail” or… Heh, [...]
One Reason Why Yoga (and Pilates) is a Hard Sell for Me
Pin itI lump them both into the same category of people: Pilates… Yoga… it’s all the same to me. I know the ladies at Where’s My Damn Answer are Pilates lovahs… I’m sorry my friends. I have yet to see the draw. Don’t hate me. I know if you were with me in a class, [...]
I Stand Corrected.
Pin itOK. So the other day week I was wandering the halls of Macy’s… lusting and drooling over… stuff. Non-specific stuff, really. I am distracted by pretty things, shiny things, thing-things, colorful things… of all thingness. The newer the better. And while sales are nice, it seems the stuff I adore the most… is never [...]
