I confess. It is August and I still have Christmas decorations up. However unintentional. Last year, when I was decorating for Christmas, I found a Christmas pillow – THAT WAS OUT ALL YEAR. The other day I was doing a hardcore cleaning because I was hosting a baby shower. This time I found a snowman [...]
Lucy
Preschoolers: Sheesh, Don’t They Know It’s About ME?
So, a couple weeks ago, before my daughter graduated from preschool… …we went on a field trip to the local kid’s museum. In my car I had 5 preschoolers… 3 girls and 2 boys. One of the little girls (4 years old) asked, “Can we listen to rock and roll?” I was all, “DO YOU [...]
Eats
In Which I Save Your 2010: I Did A Cleanse So You Don’t Have To
JD, may I use that phrase? I know you own the whole, “I *insert action here* so you don’t have to” concept. And it’s true! She does it ALL so we don’t have to. She’s a giver like that. She even ate sardines! I would NEVER do that for you… but mostly because my tummy [...]
Bloggy Bloggy
Sign Fail, A Manifestation of my Mind
I saw these signs awhile back. I did a double-double take and made my husband double back so we could get a picture. It is as confusing IN CONTEXT as it is out of context. Kinda like my mind lately – in or out of context… Huh? Whu? Precisely. Let me change directions… Hop on [...]
Fa' Real?
The Top 10 Words That Make Me Snicker Like an Adolescent
We all have them. Certain words that creep us out or make us snort and giggle like we did back in driver’s ed and science class… back when simple words like “period” were dirty and worthy of a good “snicker”. Yet, I had no idea the bevy of words I that would forever be ruined… [...]
Friends
My Butt Hurts, You Don’t Even Know.
So. I have this friend. Darcy. A personal trainer. A personal trainer who happens to be my friend who has been cruel kind enough to show me how to properly and effectively work mah boday. She is into “functional training”, and I’m all, “Heh… she said “function”… Lemme tell ya, the first time she functionally [...]
Cuz I'm a Woman
Re: Buying Tampons in Bulk
What? You didn’t turn the page off your interwebz? I actually have a post of substance I should mold and nurture… instead I share with you a personal struggle… Buying tampons in bulk. I don’t care how many years one has been purchasing the wide array of feminine hygiene products, it is never comfortable to [...]
Fa' Real?
The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
This is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I did [...]
Fa' Real?
The Confessional – Maggots
Here I am WAS bidding for a job… a job with some level of visibility for a local financial institution…(when I originally posted this) yet I can’t resist. I should let them think I have it all together… just let them believe I run my home like a well-oiled machine. Why can’t I let feeding [...]
Not So Much
Stop! Hammertime!
I saw this at a 4-way-stop yesterday evening. HAD to take a pic. HAD to share it. In other news, I’m drowning in life… and am struggling with finding time this week(s). To be totally honest, I am having a hard time finding my smile too. “Too busy for smiles?” you probe (heh, probe). Maybe… [...]
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