But first, a picture: Ha. Did I just scare you? heh. Look what I made yesterday: It has been a crazy-busy last 5 days… oh the last 2 weeks have nearly broken this woman. But due to faith and good friends (both online and IRL) I have had lots of shoulders to cry on, have [...]
Fa' Real?
Can I Be Totally Honest?
This weekend sucked. I was going to “fluff” up the “sucked” part and be all, “This weekend was Stinky Stinkerson.” But if I wrote that, the the “totally honest” part of my title would not have been “totally honest”. It was not a weekend of illness. Nor a weekend of tragedy. Nor a weekend of [...]
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The Nail Fairy?
My feet are a WRECK. Over the past 3 years I have stacked running and triathlon events in such a way that my feet have not have the opportunity to return to the intended state they were given to me. You know, 10 intact, cute-ish toes… all with nails. Not model feet, but I considered [...]
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At first I thought this was funny, but maybe it’s just wrong.
***** In keeping with the “No, maybe that was more wrong than funny” theme… Here’s a little conversation one might have overheard at our dinner table not too long ago. Boy kid (eldest): I don’t want to sit {here}. Why can’t I sit right {there}?
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The Confessional – In Which I Nearly Lose My S H Double Hockey Sticks
A little explanation may be in order, cuz… SHLL (S H double hockey sticks) is not a word. My hubs and I came up with an alternate way of cursing. You know when people want to use “hell” as an expletive, but not actually be all expletive-y… they may say, “H E doublehockeysticks!” Well, my [...]
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Barbie and Polly Pocket Totally Copied Me
See? In the first pic — Barbie. The gal in the pic on the right? ME. I did the red first, girlfriend. Step back. And THEN… *psh*… As. If. *huff* Lil Polly Pocket thinks she can steal my sunshine.WEML. Eh. Like…. SRSLY??? Polly, did you just call me fat? Well, YOU have an usually large [...]
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Whu? A Dad Who Never Loses His Temper.
I repeat: Whu??? A father who NEVER loses his temper??? Is he made of stone? I want to meet him to see if I were to reach-out and poke him — if my finger would pass through his mid-section. Golly, friends. This is a hard one for me. The video I am posting is of [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – My Children Answer
That latest “rage” over there on the Facebook is this meme where one asks one’s child(ren) a list of questions about oneself. The directions say to write their EXACT answers. Can I just ask, “Why do I put myself in these situations?” SOme kids talk about all the fabulous cookie-making their moms do with them, [...]
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Mom Fail – the reprise of a past post for a TwitterMoms Contest
TwitterMoms in partnership with Care.com is having a contest. The charge: What’s the rudest comment from a stranger you have ever gotten about your parenting style? Not. A. Problem. The hard part is — which story should I choose? Is it bad I have too many options? Here goes: My daughter Lucy was 2, she [...]
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