Make Me Laugh Monday: Is There Sugar in Syrup? Then YES!
Pin itHave you seen the movie Elf. Oh that Will Ferrell! He’s a riot. Well, there’s one line in the movie that feels a lot like my life. Listen: Is there sugar in syrup? sound bite Will Ferrell sound bites Really, I can use the spirit of that phrase for anything! Scenario 1: Hey Jenny, [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Cuz If You Can’t Laugh… The McDonald’s Germ Tube
Pin itI almost made it. I was *this* close. I almost made it through my entire mother-of-preschoolers career (an almost 11 year stint), without having one of my offspring pee, poop or vomit inside any one of the quite possibly, MILLIONS of play tubes their young knees have crawled in. The Germ Tubes. But my [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Bumpits
Pin itHerefollows the story of my transformation. Because I HAVE been transformed. How could I have been so blind? So…. FLAT? See that pic to the left? Flat. Ish. *YAWN* It was a humbling journey that placed me eye-to-eye with a Walmart employee. Me. Asking… Uh. Ex, ex, excuse me…. Ma’am? Uh. Lemme. Oh golly. [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Who’s Lookin’ Here?
Pin it*Before I begin… swing by my review blog to enter for a chance to win a table top sports mat by Zelosports – not only for you, but your charity of choice! Just leave a comment to enter!* Here follows a list of the top ten oddest/funny/most stupefying search inquiries that brought traffic to [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Signs
Pin itI took my kid to the park one day a week or so back. Being the conscientious parent that I am… I walked the perimeter of the park to inspect for sharp edges, stray shards of bark, matches and hypodermic needles. *rolls eyes* Ya know… the usual “safety sweep” all parents feel compelled to [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Meh
Pin itI am in a FUNK. So here’s a video I made just this morning. It was going to be short, but I should just embrace the fact I am long winded in both the written and spoken word. Now – that review and $100 Visa gift card giveaway! I have a new video there [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – My Children, My Madness, My Joy… and Also My Digressionses
Pin itI woke up one morning. I got out of bed. I heard my Mama… And what did she say? She said, “What do want, On your breakfast bread?” I said, “JAM ON IT!” Heh. ‘Member that rap? Ah…. childhood. I’ve always been a wrapper at heart. Even as a blue eyed white girl… whose [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Shadow Fail
I tried to take a self-portrait of me in the Windy City of Chicago and the first shot did not turn out as hoped.
Make Me Laugh Monday – Ummm, "Package" Fail
Pin itAlright, so this is more definitely on the “adult humor” side for a Make Me Laugh Monday… But when my friend Lisa emailed me this pic last night… It was clear. Exceedingly clear. I have no choice. And the options! I didn’t know whether to call this “Marketing Fail” or “Package Fail” or… Heh, [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – A Comeback and Infomercials
Pin it I know. I said I was gonna can this series. I am still flopping about on this issue like a freshly caught fish that escaped the hook and is now flipping and flopping about on the deck. Neither the fish nor I know where we’re going, but we know we just need to [...]
