Really? Truly?
Pin it What was Arby’s sauce-naming department thinking? “Bronco Berry Sauce”… Fa. Stinkin’. Real. Any guesses? Methinks they might have been under influence of some other kind of “sauce”… Say, like… “It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere Sauce”. Perhaps… Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the [...]
Off the List
Pin itSo… I finally made my decision. After many years of planning, training, grooming and dreaming of becoming an astronaut thinking how cool it’d be to walk on the moon, I have decided I will not take any further steps toward realizing my dream of becoming an astronaut. Why? Why? Why, such a dramatic turn [...]
Pet Peeves
Pin itI have a static page that shares my growing list of pet peeves. This post is copied straight from what I wrote about my newest peeve: chains… Chain letters, chain emails, Responding to one is like treating a rash with a Brillo pad – it just makes it all worse. Answer one, then 12 [...]
I miss being a kid…
Pin itYour dollies don’t poop on the floor. You don’t have to clean up “Dolly’s” poop off the floor. Your clothes don’t have to match, or be clean. You get fed and watered and carried to bed. Your lists are scribble… nothing really needs to get done. You don’t have to moisturize every night. Your [...]
Words from the Wise
Pin itSince I have nearly gone a full week with braces, I can now impart words of wisdom to those who will someday also have to endure this primitive art of reshaping irregular tooth patterns. Wisdom Bit #1: The pain is not only from the rough metal against the softness of the inside of your [...]
Quotable Quote…
Pin itIf you read this blog, you know I consider myself a pessimist… or more optimistically – a realist. I had to spend a good hour at the dentist recently while the oldest children’s molars and such were being checked by the professionals. I seldom read magazines (if you see me with one, rest assured, [...]
Been awake since 3 a.m.
Pin itSo I got up at 3:30 a.m. I made a few lists, and whittled emails to 11 in my inbox… The rest require daylight, the post office, a telephone, or a wee bit more motivation… Speaking of motivation, I like this t-shirt. The birds are singing this morning. I’ve heard them lately. Their songs [...]
Fits
Pin itLucy wanted my corndog. I wanted my corndog. Mamma won. I didn’t want the corndog because I have some great obsession with such fine cuisine, I just didn’t know what else to eat that had meat. Anyway, I watched Lucy throw a fit about her denied demand. Eventually she hit her head on the [...]
There is never, ever, ever, never, not ever
Pin itenough time in the day. *Period* Some people hold the opinion that SAHMing causes boredom/is boring. Some people are certifiably crazy. In my home there is no time to be bored, let alone ponder it. In fact, I'd welcome it, foam some milk and make it a latte so it'd stick around awhile. Instead, [...]
Only if you've got a strong stomach…
Pin itSickness has overtaken our home… like nearly every other home in the county. No one has been spared. K, everyone I talk to either has it, had it or has had to hope they wouldn’t get it from someone they visited over the holidays. Our “Wheel of Sickness” started rolling just before Christmas – [...]
