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Super Star!!!

Supah STAR!!!

Clearly, this is for Me and J-Bling. Clearly.

Thos sign-mkaer-people are friggin’ geniusses. Geniuiii. Smarty Smartersons.

*Hey! Don’t miss out – I am giving away an fully intact package of Candy Cane Oreos, but you have to leave a comment on this post :)

*New at My First Fail — Does This Watermelon Make My Butt Look Big?

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Favorite Things Friday!

*Butt before I begin… my butt still hurts. A LOT. Please click here for the “skinny”… heh:) Also, I am already working on new drawwrings because I tried out my new exercises by myself today and dern-near hanged mah bad self. #notkidding #cablemachinethingsareofthedevil

ketchupFavorite Things Friday!

I had this great post idea – anchored neatly with the finest of alliterative titles. I thought I was all “original”. Turns out the concept of “Favorite Things Friday” is as original as ketchup. Yay me.

Being the investigative “reporter” that I am, I Googled “Favorite Things Friday“. I just wanted to have proof. I wanted to bring my post before you and say, “Look at my originality! My creativity!” Instead I come to you with internet “ketchup”, if you will. Except for the fact that while standard and commonplace – KETCHUP IS AWESOME.

Aaaanyway.

I have been nursing a fever. A fever brought on by Etsy and I also suffer from a chronic illness called Graphic Tee Envy.
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I Saw This Card and Almost Bought It to Give to Myself.

When I saw this card I said, “Self. Self!! SELF!!!! Look! I don’t think there is a more perfect card for you me we us you!”

My card

A poor picture, we I know But it just adds to the message, don’t cha think?

This is prolly the most beautiful card I have ever almost given to myself. I know me so well.

*wipes tear*

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Make Me Laugh Monday – My Children, My Madness, My Joy… and Also My Digressionses

I woke up one morning.

I got out of bed.

I heard my Mama…

And what did she say?

She said,

“What do want,

On your breakfast bread?”

I said,

“JAM ON IT!”

Heh. ‘Member that rap? Ah…. childhood. I’ve always been a wrapper at heart. Even as a blue eyed white girl… whose first experience with racism was against her (me). The boy I liked in 4th grade (3rd?) was Hispanic, and I was not (but my heart… if he only knew the Juanita Veronica Maria Carmen Montoya de la Cruz that lived inside). When he found out I had a crush on him he told me, “I don’t like girls that are white. I only like brown girls.”

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I really do love to dance…

Um… betcha didn’t know I was the head-double for Cousin Itt

(Photo courtesy of Mark Gsellman)

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I Made My Very First Music Video.

I did. I made one.

Many of you know my passion for dance. My minions Many A few have noodled me, by daring, “Proof! We need proof!”  You want proof? I give you proof. But it may not prove what you hope to have proven. Let’s see….. how can I say this best? Ahhh… I believe William Tell Hung sums it up best:

I have no professional training. I already gave it my best. I have no regrets at all.

The song I feature in my first ever, world-premiere dance/music video is… ***drum roll***… I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ by the Scissor Sisters. Currently, this is my favorite song on all the earth – of the all the earth. If you see me driving by in my car… I am listening to this song. If you see me singing to myself… it is this song. As I type, I am fighting back the urge to type the lyrics…

In this video you will find glitter, bubbles, dancing, my lovely-sparkly-red-sequined Converse, and of course… Yours Truly.

P.S. If you can keep yourself from bee-boppin’ when ya hear this song… you are probably not human. Just sayin’.

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How People Find Me. Poor People.

This is yet another post about the search phrases that introduce the unsuspecting to my little spot here on the interwebz. It seems the most popular traffic-driving search phrase was “Julia Roberts“. Yes, my celebrity twin…

In past search keyphrase posts I list a bevy of phrases. I am going to be more picky here. Maybe. We’ll see. I have no set number, I am fueled by emotion, I have to read through over 800 phrases, and I am not skilled in the art of “deciding”. So. I am going to try to leave out the obvious: mail whale tail fail, marathon, triathlon, Jenny, butt, and the like. Rather, I will focus on… *screech* Did somebody just write “focus”. Heh. THAT’S funny.

The following are the ones that really caught my eye. The ones that evoked either an eye-rub, perhaps a mental “stalling”, showed me I am needed, or… no, I will not share the ones that made me gag… I will do my best to answer where appropriate. They came here looking. I am here to help the needy.

cute little leprechauns dancing – Yeah. Because the I am all about leprechauns here. Let the *blinking* begin.

what chocolate does to the body – floods it with purpose?
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My Alter-Ego (J-Bling) has been leading a secret life.

Yeah. I know! Not only does she have a family… she’s been living on an island — probably TIME TRAVELING!!! She’s been so quiet lately. Now I know why. Pfft. And look, she’s wearing a bikini top! Lucky. I could never pull that off a stunt like that. Alter-egos are so much fitter than their host humans…

Aaaaanywho….I am just so appreciative of my friend Lisa of The Blozulfog… you are quite the picture-pimper paparrazzi, my lady! And J-Bling…. we need to talk. You got some explaining to do.

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It is the last day of the year!

Happy last day of the year-ness to you! I was really struggling with what to post today. It is a very special day… the last of 2008… my last day of the Blog 365 challenge… Which I successfully completed thankyouverymuch. Yet I still wonder if I have been able to really show you who I am(s). I just hate to think that we have spent so much time together and I held back even one small ounce. I want to be open and honest… I want to be sure I wrap this wonderful year up with the perfect post.

Who… or what is this blog about? Yes… Me. And what kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t give you as much of me as I possibly could? Batten down the hatches people… for today you get to meet My best friend. We had a wonderful time together yesterday. We took lots and lots and lots of pictures TOGETHER. I want to share them with you. My BFF is vibrant. She is beautiful. She is smart and witty and loads of fun to be around…. She makes the world a better place… Because we look so much alike, I should tell you, she’s the one on the left.
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