The Butt Series – Does this Purse Make My Butt Look Big?
NOPE. And that is why I love her. For when she is on my shoulder, you can’t even see my butt. Look: Let’s do a little comparative… “The Mother Ship” vs. “The Cute, Yet Very Sad Green Purse”: Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to [...]
I Went to BlogHer and… Shazam! I Luvz Me My Onlinez Peeps!
Oh dear. This is a long one…. Practically a thesis. Maybe I should change the title to BlogHer 09 Thesis and Whatnot of all Silliness and Ramblings of Great Proportion. Or not. I was gonna do a “BlogHer – The Friday” post. Meh. Who wants a day-by-day run down? I just want to show you [...]
Let's call this, "A Year in Review"
This is loosely titled. I am writing with two glasses of wine pulsing through my veins, and am not feeling…. Whu… Did someone say cookies? No. Maybe I heard, “Warm blanket and sleepy-sleepy.” Huh? Aaaaaanywho. The following video is an exercise in utter self-obsessionismness. Shshjshaj. And such. It’s all about me. My face, my shoes, [...]
Happy Mother's Day!
Of course I want to say that to all my friends of the maternal persuasion! I have a video to share with you… I shared it last year too. It is just supremely funny and what mom can’t imagine THIS scenario panning out in her lifetime… Hugs and love, my friends! Hugs and LOVE! ********** [...]
Did I Tell You I am Training for a Marathon?
I did? I didn’t? Either way, you know now. It’s in May. You also know I am not fully “right” in the head, but this is not new information for you. Why would I consider doing such a thing? Well, I did not come to this on my own. No. I have a friend who, [...]
A self-portrait: Obsession
Have you ever loved something so much — so much that you ache in its absence? It haunts your dreams. It is your first thought in the morning… your last thought at night. You long to be close… even a moment of separation… perish the thought. You slowly lick your lips. You draw the succulent [...]
A warm-up post *cracks knuckles*.
I have a BIG post planned for later today… coverage of the big birthday bash, but I have a few things I need to get out of my brain. I should probably save this for tomorrow, but it looks like I’ve decided against that! Speaking of deciding… I splurged today and bought an eggnog latte. [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – in pictures
You guessed it! It’s Make Me Laugh Monday! I had the pleasure of laughing this weekend, and two of the instances were caught on film. The first picture is of my 3 year old daughter, Lucy… eating a hot dog, but not the bun. Low-carbers, this may be your poster-child: Next up - Lisa (The [...]
I went to GameHouse and learned a new term, "casual gaming".
I know, all my girlfriends saw that title and were all, “Uh! Mah! Gah! I can’t WAIT to read about casual gaming!!!” You said that, right? Right? *crickets chirping* And what is “casual gaming”? It is an experience with a game sans “major ordeal”. You can turn it on without having to commit an hour [...]
I'm sorry, another post about the life and times of Me.
I could write all about my wonderful children, but I am afraid the content would largely consist of the word “poop”, plus my 6 year old asked me not to blog about her issues that resulted in an x-ray and daily Miralax “cocktails”. While waiting for her x-ray she asked, “What are you going to [...]
