The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
Pin itThis is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I [...]
The Confessional – Maggots
Pin itWhy can’t I let feeding maggots lie? I wasn’t going to share this. I wasn’t going to share. But the story that I want to hide, won’t let me hide it there. “…hide it THERE.” I. Don’t. Know. It rhymed. I was going for Dr. Seuss-y, and ended up Edvard Munch-y… and he was neither [...]
The "Honey-Do" List and "Fireworks"
Pin itThere comes a time (ofthemonth) where women need… shall we say… certain “supplies” exclusive to the female gender. *ahem* And unfortunately (fortheman), despite the woman’s best efforts… SOMETIMES He is called on to help *ahem* restock this very specific “supply”. Probably the most hated item on a man’s “honey-do” list. I may or may [...]
I used the "word" MODERATIVE on a radio interview…
Pin it…ucuz I’m classy like that. Before I expound on my my wordage skillzesses… perhaps I will start from the beginning. OR… as a word creator such as my self might say… the beginnitives. *dramatic pause* My friend Carrie of the highly acclaimed Stop Screaming I’m Driving! put a little call-out on her Facebook for [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Frosting
Pin itBefore I begin, I should probably mention… I am going to can MMLM. *winces* I am getting “performance anxiety”. This doesn’t mean I am going to quit “funny”… no… I will never quite “funny”. I’ll quit “funny” when I quit breathing. I just have found I am not able to be the funny I [...]
How People Find Me. Poor People.
Pin itThis is yet another post about the search phrases that introduce the unsuspecting to my little spot here on the interwebz. It seems the most popular traffic-driving search phrase was “Julia Roberts“. Yes, my celebrity twin… In past search keyphrase posts I list a bevy of phrases. I am going to be more picky [...]
Mom Fail – the reprise of a past post for a TwitterMoms Contest
Pin itTwitterMoms in partnership with Care.com is having a contest. The charge: What’s the rudest comment from a stranger you have ever gotten about your parenting style? Not. A. Problem. The hard part is — which story should I choose? Is it bad I have too many options? Here goes: My daughter Lucy was 2, [...]
And in all reality…
Pin itI am just a regular gal with a regular life… As much as I claim I am “made out of Awesome”, I pick my nose pass gas eat grapes fed to me by my pool boy trip up the stairs while wearing socks with my flip flops just like the rest of you. As [...]
The Electric Fence Story
Pin itI am not a huge fan of email forwards. Many times I find I want to send a pox on the next 10 people who tell me I will be ugly for 10 years if I don’t forward to 10 people… It’s infuriating in addition to being an utter waste of my time… *delete*… [...]
My Newest Vlog – Baking Cookies for a Cookie Exchange
Pin itI don’t know why I do this. I ac’ a fool and capture it on video. Then I post it on the whole world of wide internets.It’s on the long side (6 minutes and 44 seconds), and I hate monopolizing so much of your time. Here, *hands you a virtual eggnog latte that she made, and [...]
