If you read yesterday’s post, you are aware of the fact that my ankle is in disrepair, shall we say. I am happy to report, however… that, though it is still slightly swollen… I have reason to believe I will be able to run in the Ragnar Relay in 7 days. No really: Today I [...]
Humiliation
The Big Fall of 2010
It all started innocently enough. A walk to the bathroom along a park sidewalk with my daughter. As we walked, I teased my friend Katie a few feet away, “Maybe when I get back, I’ll go get us an iced coffee…” We had been hard at work, providing an “adult” presence at drama camp. {Of [...]
General
That Belongs To My Alter-Ego
I received a request to be part of a private Facebook group yesterday. A professional group. But I (Jenny Ingram) was not able to access the page. Why? Because the email address I was invited under belongs to the profile of my alter-ego, J-Bling. Yeah. I have a real-live alter-ego. The email address I am [...]
Beauty - ha!
A Big Workout Neck and the DMV, or is it the DOL?
As part of yesterdays’ birthday celebration, I had to go get a new driver’s license, and hithertowhereverthougoest… I was gonna get a good picture and also lieaboutmyweight. Nothing quite like getting a new driver’s license AND getting old(er). I made it to the DMV… or the DOL (whatever) moments after the doors opened. Gloray! There [...]
Friends
My Butt Hurts, You Don’t Even Know.
So. I have this friend. Darcy. A personal trainer. A personal trainer who happens to be my friend who has been cruel kind enough to show me how to properly and effectively work mah boday. She is into “functional training”, and I’m all, “Heh… she said “function”… Lemme tell ya, the first time she functionally [...]
Fa' Real?
The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
This is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I did [...]
Fa' Real?
The Confessional – Maggots
Here I am WAS bidding for a job… a job with some level of visibility for a local financial institution…(when I originally posted this) yet I can’t resist. I should let them think I have it all together… just let them believe I run my home like a well-oiled machine. Why can’t I let feeding [...]
Fa' Real?
The “Honey-Do” List and “Fireworks”
There comes a time (ofthemonth) where women need… shall we say… certain “supplies” exclusive to the female gender. *ahem* And unfortunately (fortheman), despite the woman’s best efforts… SOMETIMES He is called on to help *ahem* restock this very specific “supply”. Probably the most hated item on a man’s “honey-do” list. I may or may not [...]
Bloggy Bloggy
I used the “word” MODERATIVE on a radio interview…
…ucuz I’m classy like that. Before I expound on my my wordage skillzesses… perhaps I will start from the beginning. OR… as a word creator such as my self might say… the beginnitives. *dramatic pause* My friend Carrie of the highly acclaimed Stop Screaming I’m Driving! put a little call-out on her Facebook for FB [...]
Funny Funnerson
Make Me Laugh Monday – Frosting
Before I begin, I should probably mention… I am going to can MMLM. *winces* I am getting “performance anxiety”. This doesn’t mean I am going to quit “funny”… no… I will never quite “funny”. I’ll quit “funny” when I quit breathing. I just have found I am not able to be the funny I want [...]
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