Trapped

Pin itOK. Maybe that title is a TAD bit DRAMATIC. But. Here I am… house-bound… ish. Due to snow. I am left wondering… what to write… what to write… Do I write about the snow? See? SNOW. See? KID IN SNOW. I could go on forever about the snow. But I won’t today. That’s so… [...]

DIY: Galvanized Poultry Feeder Becomes Candy Dispenser – BOOM!

Pin itI cannot take credit for this little gem. My friend Andrea is the mastermind. I went to one of her parties one time and I won a galvanized poultry feeder and mason jar filled with Jelly Bellies! A POULTRY FEEDER? You ask… YOU *WON* A POULTRY FEEDER, JENNY? Did I stutter?… A POULTRY FEEDER [...]

Fall, Halloween, Pumpkins… that kinda stuff

Pin itWe are all up in the Fall up in here! I must confess… I have a certain affection for pumpkins. All round and orange and… Oh dear mercy I am so sorry you had to see that. What I was TRYING to say was that pumpkins are so cute… Especially when adorned with poms [...]

It’s one or the other: Laundry vs. Dusting

Pin itI took a picture of my laundry room. Is this what life has come to??? PICTURES OF MY LAUNDRY ROOM?!!! But seriously – THERE’S HARDLY A LICK-O-LAUNDRY IN THERE! So yes. This is what life has come to. If there was a world record category for Cleanest My Laundry Room Has Ever Been… t’would [...]

The Confessional – Maggots

Pin itWhy can’t I let feeding maggots lie? I wasn’t going to share this. I wasn’t going to share. But the story that I want to hide, won’t let me hide it there. “…hide it THERE.” I. Don’t. Know. It rhymed. I was going for Dr. Seuss-y, and ended up Edvard Munch-y… and he was neither [...]

A post in which I make fun of my pantry-keeping skills.

Pin itI decided to clean out my pantry recently. It was like a great big junk drawer of canned, boxed and bottled food. Apparently I have been stocking up on the necessities. I am such a “nester”… Apparently, every family of 5 needs THREE 40 ounce bottles of BBQ sauce. Yeah, because my kids use [...]

Amish Friendship Bread, among other things

Pin itGoody! A list of Downey Downersons: My Amish Friendship Bread is baking for another 35 minutes… The kids wanted to help make it. I forgot until after they were asleep (thank you Lord they fell asleep). It is day 10, and I had to make it. I am so bummed the kids didn’t get [...]

04.25.08 – Fridge Friday

Pin itDue to technical difficulties, the picture I took of my fridge today cannot be posted in time to meet the “Friday” goal. Rest assured, the usual suspects are there – about 2 gallons of milk and that bottle of champagne is still chillin’. However, there are also 2 gallons of orange juice – a [...]

Seamless Toilets

Pin itOne would think that when a woman gives birth to a baby boy, not only should she come home with large gauze undies, witch hazel spray, a bundle of joy, a heart full of content, discharge papers, the Apgar score, after birth pains, and an unrealistically romantic view of mothering… she should also go [...]

Oh, wow… WINDOW CHALK…

Pin it Oh, Mom, you are much too sweet to the kids… You shouldn’t have. No. Really. You shouldn’t have… Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post Tell a friend

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