Just because I left town for a couple of days, doesn’t mean I left The Butt Series behind (heh… “behind”… heh…). NoWhay. In fact, it is quite the opposite. You can see for yourself!
Does this visitor’s badge make my butt look big?
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because when I told her the dust was so bad in my house - that it looks like all the ash from Mt. St. Helens landed on my furniture, she perked up and with a jig and jag exclaimed, “Ooh, you could probably gather it up and make it into glass!”
Then she said, “You know, dust is just dead skin cells.”
I gagged. She loves to evoke my sensitive gag reflex. So she kept talking about the dead skin cells. And I kept gagging.
What a friend.
In case you haven’t met “Nosie” - go here to get acquainted. It has been a busy great number of weeks since Nosie was born… The story of her inception is long overdue, but I promise it is well worth the wait. Until I am able to creatively put together her story, I would like for everyone to meet her best friend… She lives on the nose of Lisa over at The Blozulfog. While Nosie has been to many wonderful and exciting places, her best friend has been busy experimenting with her “look”, thanks to her good friend Dave, and his nose-ring replacement skillz…
This one is my fave:
Aw heck - I love ‘em all:
Bling, bling! And there she is, Nosie’s best friend… on the lovely face of my friend Lisa - a.k.a. my “Sista’ from anotha’ mista!”
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a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes.
1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ - Hello there. You came to the right place.
2. jenny on the spot - That would be Me.
3. jenny - Still Me.
4. national city mortgage complaints - Complaints about this company should be spilling all over the internet. This mortgage group has got some serious-bad business skillz. Wear garlic around your neck and carry a stake if you ever have the misfortune of getting tangled with these people.
5. chocolate peanut butter donuts - A.K.A. Chovannah… A.K.A. “Da Shizzle” from a local bakery - but only on weekends!
6. how to be a happy good mom- see #5 & #7
7. oreos - see #6
What to post… what to post… Well, there was this morning when I was kissing my husband goodbye for the day. We were kinda flirting and mid-flirt I noticed a little toothpaste residue on the corner of his mouth…
Then… I “Mommed” my husband. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout. Without a hesitation, pause or moment of question I licked my finger and tried to wipe clean the corner of MY HUSBAND’S MOUTH! He jerked back and said, “Dude! Did you just “Mom” me???!!!” I was all, “Uh.. Dude! I totally just “Mommed” you!” While laughing and gagging he said, “I guess there’s your Make Me Laugh Monday.” He is so supportive.
Also, I have the following picture. Our Viking Fest and parade was this weekend. I had to walk with my girls with their little cheer group, so I gave strict instructions to my husband to get a picture of the Shriners. Those guys have no shame, and are my favorite parade participants. They wear more bling than, well, just look… Without further ado, my favorite Shriner:
Is that a belly-button ring? He is so cool.
OK, if you have issues with incontinence - either go empty your bladder or put on a pair of Depends…
*waiting…whistling*
Ya ready? A special thank you to Derfwad Manor for introducing me to this video. It makes my abs muscles seize-up every time I watch it.
As if that isn’t enough… You MUST watch this one too. It is short, and if your humor is at all off-kilter like mine… just watch:
since I got this nose ring. Really.
The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots!
Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster.
This is scarier than getting a nose pierced!
I. Am. Ridiculous.
Being the all-american girl that I am - I just HAD to take Nosie to visit Yosemite!
Look, Nosie, look! It’s a horse!
I’ve always wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower. Nosie thought it was a very romantic place.
Oh… this was precious - Nosie’s’ first sunset pierced. Awww…
Oh Nosie, look! There is a whole other world under the sea!
It’s an angel! And her nose is pierced too!
Yes, I have lost my mind. It’s so fun to watch someone lose one’s mind…
I was trying to figure out what I could post today. I came across a funny joke last night when I was scouring the humor category last night on Alltop.com. Wanna hear it?
Ahahahahahahaha! BWAAAAHHHHhahahahaha! *slapping knee*
O.K. So. While I do believe I have a pretty good sense of humor, I MAY have a wee bit of “stupid” that peppers my outlook on all things funny. So, upon further consideration I decided I needed something MORE for Make Me Laugh Monday. True, this joke made ME laugh, but did it make YOU laugh?
Interestingly enough, my wonderful husband sent me a link to nerve.com which has posted the 50 Greatest Commercial Parodies of All Time. Ka-Ching!
Though the children need breakfast (read: a mother), I couldn’t keep myself from peeking through the list. Good Golly of All Things That Are Funny! There are certainly some parodies I would never post here… There are some I might, but probably shouldn’t… And then there is the one I have chosen for TODAY: Make Me Laugh Monday. It is one of my VERY. Favorites. Evah! EVAH! This one is not AS funny as the original SNL version (cuz the original featured Will Ferrell, and he be a funny, funny man), and sadly the original isn’t available. Regardless - watch this… If ever there were to be a Cookie Dough Sport Drink (I know…) - this would be the commercial…
Can you imagine? Can. You. Imagine?! This brings the issue of calorie replacement to a whole other level…
This is what Olivia said when her cousin received bed sheets for a gift.
Yes, that is a line from Toy Story. Yes, my children have seen it too many times. And yes, we have LOTS of manner-teaching to do in our home. Oh, and yes, we all laughed hysterically.
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