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Make Me Laugh Monday

It’s Make Me Laugh Monday! These thing made me laugh. I hope they make YOU laugh… because My blog has nothing to do with Me… it is ALL ABOUT YOU :)

OK. I have something for the boys and the girls. I will take care of the fellas first, since they struggle with paying attention very long at all. This is why men maybe shouldn’t own action figures:

Hilarious. What’s even funnier - I was jealous that I didn’t come up with this first. Yep. Forget the dead-forest-creature… this is stinkin’ hilarious. I want to be the one to come up with that stuff. I’m sorry. I am not completely right in the head. I know this….

My friend Lisa actually posted about this picture the other day. I hate it when she beats me to the good stuff… I prolly had it before you, I was just waiting for Make Me Laugh Monday. Nah.

Ok, now, for the ladies. It’s an audio clip from NPR. I came across this hilarious clip when I visited Crazy For Trying this morning. It’s about finding alternate sources of power… You’ve heard of solar power. But have any of you heard of Mammary power??? 

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An INCREDIBLE new blog!

Uh! Mah! Gah! My sister-in-law started a blog!

*** breathing in paper bag ***

She is so friggin’ cool-tastic! I mean, if we weren’t SISTER-in-laws, it’d be like we were sisters or somethin’. I mean, it’s almost freakish how similar we are. Freakish. 

Like, I named my son Joel, then 3 years later she named her son Cole. It’s crazy how we have the same taste like that. I mean - you should hear it when our families get together. I call “Joel!!!!!” and Cole comes running. Someone will call “COLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and instead Joel tears into the room. Our family is so much fun, and most of it is because of Kerry.

At least that’s what SHE thinks. I know that if it wasn’t for me, life for all of “them” would play out in shades of brown. But shhhhh, don’t tell her I said that. I like to let her think it’s all about her, when it really is all about me - JENNYonthespot. Shhhhh, it’s our little secret…

Anywho… Kerry has started a new blog. And, I must admit - it really is genius. Pure genius. From the look… to every letter of it’s content. Genius. Sh to the izzle. I’ll give her that. I will give her that…

Oh, yeah - click here to check her out :)

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The Butt Series goes to NYC

Just because I left town for a couple of days, doesn’t mean I left The Butt Series behind (heh… “behind”… heh…). NoWhay. In fact, it is quite the opposite. You can see for yourself!

Does this visitor’s badge make my butt look big?

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This is an oldie, but it’s a goodie. For all y’all out there who be down with Narnia, this one’s for you… Yo.

“And I’m Ghost like Swayze!”… Peace! … and nighty-night.

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Why I love my friend Katie…

because when I told her the dust was so bad in my house - that it looks like all the ash from Mt. St. Helens landed on my furniture, she perked up and with a jig and jag exclaimed, “Ooh, you could probably gather it up and make it into glass!”

Then she said, “You know, dust is just dead skin cells.”

I gagged. She loves to evoke my sensitive gag reflex. So she kept talking about the dead skin cells. And I kept gagging.

What a friend.

Make Me Laugh Monday - Nosie’s Best Friend

 In case you haven’t met “Nosie” - go here to get acquainted. It has been a busy great number of weeks since Nosie was born… The story of her inception is long overdue, but I promise it is well worth the wait. Until I am able to creatively put together her story, I would like for everyone to meet her best friend… She lives on the nose of Lisa over at The Blozulfog. While Nosie has been to many wonderful and exciting places, her best friend has been busy experimenting with her “look”, thanks to her good friend Dave, and his nose-ring replacement skillz…

This one is my fave:

Aw heck - I love ‘em all:

Bling, bling! And there she is, Nosie’s best friend… on the lovely face of my friend Lisa - a.k.a. my “Sista’ from anotha’ mista!”

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Let’s take a look at

a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes.

1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ - Hello there. You came to the right place.

2. jenny on the spot - That would be Me.

3. jenny - Still Me.

4. national city mortgage complaints - Complaints about this company should be spilling all over the internet. This mortgage group has got some serious-bad business skillz. Wear garlic around your neck and carry a stake if you ever have the misfortune of getting tangled with these people.

5. chocolate peanut butter donuts - A.K.A. Chovannah… A.K.A. “Da Shizzle” from a local bakery - but only on weekends!

6. how to be a happy good mom- see #5 & #7

7. oreos - see #6

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What to post… what to post… Well, there was this morning when I was kissing my husband goodbye for the day. We were kinda flirting and mid-flirt I noticed a little toothpaste residue on the corner of his mouth…

Then… I “Mommed” my husband. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout. Without a hesitation, pause or moment of question I licked my finger and tried to wipe clean the corner of MY HUSBAND’S MOUTH! He jerked back and said, “Dude! Did you just “Mom” me???!!!” I was all, “Uh.. Dude! I totally just “Mommed” you!” While laughing and gagging he said, “I guess there’s your Make Me Laugh Monday.” He is so supportive.

Also, I have the following picture. Our Viking Fest and parade was this weekend. I had to walk with my girls with their little cheer group, so I gave strict instructions to my husband to get a picture of the Shriners. Those guys have no shame, and are my favorite parade participants. They wear more bling than, well, just look… Without further ado, my favorite Shriner:

Is that a belly-button ring? He is so cool.

 

Because One Can Never Laugh Enough…

OK, if you have issues with incontinence - either go empty your bladder or put on a pair of Depends…

*waiting…whistling*

Ya ready? A special thank you to Derfwad Manor for introducing me to this video. It makes my abs muscles seize-up every time I watch it. 

As if that isn’t enough… You MUST watch this one too. It is short, and if your humor is at all off-kilter like mine… just watch:

 

I have done so many new and exciting things

since I got this nose ring. Really.

The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots!

Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster.

This is scarier than getting a nose pierced!

I. Am. Ridiculous.

Being the all-american girl that I am - I just HAD to take Nosie to visit Yosemite!

Look, Nosie, look! It’s a horse!

I’ve always wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower. Nosie thought it was a very romantic place.

Oh… this was precious - Nosie’s’ first sunset pierced. Awww…

Oh Nosie, look! There is a whole other world under the sea!

It’s an angel! And her nose is pierced too!

Yes, I have lost my mind. It’s so fun to watch someone lose one’s mind…