One Reason Why Yoga (and Pilates) is a Hard Sell for Me
Pin itI lump them both into the same category of people: Pilates… Yoga… it’s all the same to me. I know the ladies at Where’s My Damn Answer are Pilates lovahs… I’m sorry my friends. I have yet to see the draw. Don’t hate me. I know if you were with me in a class, [...]
A Conversation that Leaves Me Sayin', "Whu?"
Pin itA few weeks ago I had a conversation with a interesting individual. I don’t think she reads my blog, but if she does… well… I am outing myself here. I kind of wish I had the wit and wisdom to have handled the situation better. And being the blogger that I am, this is [...]
Oreos, Cotton Candy, & the Devil
Pin itMother. Of. Pearl. You know what I get for going into the vast retail establishment of All of Satan? Temptation. Are. You. Blinking? Can you believe that? Do you have any idea how evil this is? Do you??? Do you understand this makes my knees buckle? Think “first kiss”. It’s true. Powerful. *swoon* I [...]
Barbie and Polly Pocket Totally Copied Me
Pin itSee? In the first pic — Barbie. The gal in the pic on the right? ME. I did the red first, girlfriend. Step back. And THEN… *psh*… As. If. *huff* Lil Polly Pocket thinks she can steal my sunshine.WEML. Eh. Like…. SRSLY??? Polly, did you just call me fat? Well, YOU have an usually [...]
Whu? A Dad Who Never Loses His Temper.
Pin itI repeat: Whu??? A father who NEVER loses his temper??? Is he made of stone? I want to meet him to see if I were to reach-out and poke him — if my finger would pass through his mid-section. Golly, friends. This is a hard one for me. The video I am posting is [...]
How People Find Me. Poor People.
Pin itThis is yet another post about the search phrases that introduce the unsuspecting to my little spot here on the interwebz. It seems the most popular traffic-driving search phrase was “Julia Roberts“. Yes, my celebrity twin… In past search keyphrase posts I list a bevy of phrases. I am going to be more picky [...]
You Have Questions. I Have Answers.
A post in which I provide answers to questions.
My Alter-Ego (J-Bling) has been leading a secret life.
Pin it Yeah. I know! Not only does she have a family… she’s been living on an island — probably TIME TRAVELING!!! She’s been so quiet lately. Now I know why. Pfft. And look, she’s wearing a bikini top! Lucky. I could never pull that off a stunt like that. Alter-egos are so much fitter [...]
Taking "Green" To A Whole Other Level – Diapers
Pin itBloggers have a very important role. We have a stage before us… a stage that faces the whole wide world of Interwebz. The Onlines provides us a large audience of peoples… IRL (In Real Life) our audience is limited to those we might flip off in the car greet at the office or grocery store. [...]
Mom Fail – the reprise of a past post for a TwitterMoms Contest
Pin itTwitterMoms in partnership with Care.com is having a contest. The charge: What’s the rudest comment from a stranger you have ever gotten about your parenting style? Not. A. Problem. The hard part is — which story should I choose? Is it bad I have too many options? Here goes: My daughter Lucy was 2, [...]
