Make Me Laugh Monday – Meh
Pin itI am in a FUNK. So here’s a video I made just this morning. It was going to be short, but I should just embrace the fact I am long winded in both the written and spoken word. Now – that review and $100 Visa gift card giveaway! I have a new video there [...]
Re: Buying Tampons in Bulk
Pin itWhat? You didn’t turn the page off your interwebz? I actually have a post of substance I should mold and nurture… instead I share with you a personal struggle… Buying tampons in bulk. I don’t care how many years one has been purchasing the wide array of feminine hygiene products, it is never comfortable [...]
Who are the People in Your Neighborhood?
Pin itHere are a couple of people (or their car) in and around my own neighborhood… I can’t believe they totally stole my idea for my next license plate frame. Psh. And… I had to hold back the mother in me. She wanted to march right on over and hike his drawers back up to [...]
The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
Pin itThis is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I [...]
The Confessional – Maggots
Pin itWhy can’t I let feeding maggots lie? I wasn’t going to share this. I wasn’t going to share. But the story that I want to hide, won’t let me hide it there. “…hide it THERE.” I. Don’t. Know. It rhymed. I was going for Dr. Seuss-y, and ended up Edvard Munch-y… and he was neither [...]
Can I Be Totally Honest?
Pin itThis weekend sucked. I was going to “fluff” up the “sucked” part and be all, “This weekend was Stinky Stinkerson.” But if I wrote that, the the “totally honest” part of my title would not have been “totally honest”. It was not a weekend of illness. Nor a weekend of tragedy. Nor a weekend [...]
The Popular Girl
Pin itOh snap: I thought I’d go looking around the YouTube for tips on how to be popular. Because… as a grown 36 year-old woman I need to be looking for tips on how to be popular. Right? And there you have it. A whole other level of ridiculous. Seriously? Since I found nothing, I [...]
In Which I Pimp Out My Bidness – My Pot Sale
Pin itDid that grab your attention? I hope so. I recently took on a little side job (the economy and all)… One could say I am a “warehouse liquidator”, or a “garden goddess”, but my personal favorite is “local pot dealer”. Where am I going with this? Here: Basically, I have keys to a warehouse [...]
The "Honey-Do" List and "Fireworks"
Pin itThere comes a time (ofthemonth) where women need… shall we say… certain “supplies” exclusive to the female gender. *ahem* And unfortunately (fortheman), despite the woman’s best efforts… SOMETIMES He is called on to help *ahem* restock this very specific “supply”. Probably the most hated item on a man’s “honey-do” list. I may or may [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Ummm, "Package" Fail
Pin itAlright, so this is more definitely on the “adult humor” side for a Make Me Laugh Monday… But when my friend Lisa emailed me this pic last night… It was clear. Exceedingly clear. I have no choice. And the options! I didn’t know whether to call this “Marketing Fail” or “Package Fail” or… Heh, [...]
