In Which I Query, "Ladder, So Mauch?"
Pin it To me, this little set-up is akin to the highbrowed intellect of one who orders a non-fat, sugar free decaf vanilla/hazelnut/orwhathaveyou latte’… e.g., WHY BOTHER, YO! And if YOU, yes you who are right here reading this right now, happen to be one who dares orders such things… *SLAP!* There. That should knock [...]
Santa Baby and My Christmas List
Pin itI re-wrote the lyrics to the classic Santa Baby as performed by Eartha Kitt. And then, one evening, I finally found my “quiet place”… a busy Walmart parking lot in a remote part of Utah. Vernal. Vernal, Utah. And IN THAT PARKING LOT — I recorded me singing my new rendition of Santa Baby. [...]
Oh My Gosh
Pin itNope. Still nothin’. I thought maybe getting a title in might start the fire. Not so much. Actually there is quite a bit to be written on this my tablet that sits on the interweb… but (BUT with one “T”, by the way). Not everything should be shared. I mean, I WANT to, but [...]
Swine Flu Mask Reprise
Pin itAbout 7 months ago I showcased my custom-blinged swine flu masks in a video: I wish I had another video to share. Alas, I do not. I know this is disappointing and I promise I will not make a habit of such things *feels self-important*. I do have a couple of pictures of new [...]
Sign Fail, A Manifestation of my Mind
Pin it I saw these signs awhile back. I did a double-double take and made my husband double back so we could get a picture. It is as confusing IN CONTEXT as it is out of context. Kinda like my mind lately – in or out of context… Huh? Whu? Precisely. Let me change directions… [...]
The Top 10 Words That Make Me Snicker Like an Adolescent
Pin itWe all have them. Certain words that creep us out or make us snort and giggle like we did back in driver’s ed and science class… back when simple words like “period” were dirty and worthy of a good “snicker”. Yet, I had no idea the bevy of words I that would forever be [...]
In Which I Ask Myself, "Why?"
Pin itI am at a crisis-ish point. Idon’twanna. The only “wanna” I got has to do with coffee, a warm blanket and my internets. Or Hulu. And cookies in the oven then subsequently… in mah bellee. I don’t wanna keep going. But I can’t stop. Running. I’m talking about “running. I took this pic today [...]
A Big Workout Neck and the DMV, or is it the DOL?
Pin it As part of yesterdays’ birthday celebration, I had to go get a new driver’s license, and hithertowhereverthougoest… I was gonna get a good picture and also lieaboutmyweight. Nothing quite like getting a new driver’s license AND getting old(er). I made it to the DMV… or the DOL (whatever) moments after the doors opened. [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Glitter Spray for Crafts Finds a Higher Calling
Pin it It is no secret I am a huge fan of glitter. No secret. I love her. Almost as much as my firstborn son. Almost. *feels shame* So. Saturday night I got to get outtathehouse. I went to a costume partay. picture courtesy Mark Gesellman – Photomatopoeia I actually don’t know what I dressed [...]
