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I taught Sunday school

the other day… To the 2-4 year old class. There were 10 of Them. Ten. My chest hurts thinking about it.

I got my degree in Social Studies. I received a teaching credential to teach at the secondary level. I actually taught high school for a whole year. I decided to teach youth because I was afraid of little people. I was afraid of - Yard. Duty. If I wanted to be a bouncer, I’d have worked at a bar.

You know what I think? I think pubescent lunacy is tame compared to… to… Preschoolers. In. Sunday. School. I’m quivering.

How the hockey sticks does classroom management work in Sunday School? Can you give a detention to a 2 year old in Sunday School? Not so mauch. Where’s the principal? Back up! I need back up! 

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Start spreadin’ the news…

I’m leavin’ today.

In case you missed yesterday’s post… I hinted at the fact that I might have been somewhere unexpected.

Does the title of this post help??? How about this picture?

How about this one then?

You are Smarty Smartersons! It is NYC!!! I made this little game of “Where in the world?” VERY hard! Good thinking! I am so proud of you! ***patting your back***

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Where in the world is Jennyonthespot?

Nosie’s New Look

Well. Nosie and I had a little “falling out” this morning. Literally. Either I blew my nose too hard, or I slapped Nosie silly while I blew my nose too hard… In any case, my nose stud Totally. Came. Out.

I didn’t even feel it, until I didn’t feel “it” - my nose stud. 

I found Miss Stud and tried with all my might to put her back. Not so much. I called The Blozulfog. She was all, “OK, stick it in as far as you can and put your thumb up your nose to feel it come through.” In my mind, I was all - how on earth do I get my thumb up my nose like that???!!!

Blood.

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Broke it.

Not my ankle.

Not my arm.

Not my clavicle…

But the “2 hour wall”!!!

Today, my friend Katie and I ran the North Olympic Discovery Half-Marathon. Our training has been less than ideal as far as speed-training goes. Some may use the phrase “not at all”… So the thought of finishing in under two hours (which is actually not all that fast when one considers how fast summa these people go, but it’s fast for me!) was just that - a thought. Plus, I did not eat very well yesterday… Continue reading ‘Broke it.’

Make Me Laugh Monday - Nosie’s Best Friend

 In case you haven’t met “Nosie” - go here to get acquainted. It has been a busy great number of weeks since Nosie was born… The story of her inception is long overdue, but I promise it is well worth the wait. Until I am able to creatively put together her story, I would like for everyone to meet her best friend… She lives on the nose of Lisa over at The Blozulfog. While Nosie has been to many wonderful and exciting places, her best friend has been busy experimenting with her “look”, thanks to her good friend Dave, and his nose-ring replacement skillz…

This one is my fave:

Aw heck - I love ‘em all:

Bling, bling! And there she is, Nosie’s best friend… on the lovely face of my friend Lisa - a.k.a. my “Sista’ from anotha’ mista!”

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Let’s take a look at

a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes.

1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ - Hello there. You came to the right place.

2. jenny on the spot - That would be Me.

3. jenny - Still Me.

4. national city mortgage complaints - Complaints about this company should be spilling all over the internet. This mortgage group has got some serious-bad business skillz. Wear garlic around your neck and carry a stake if you ever have the misfortune of getting tangled with these people.

5. chocolate peanut butter donuts - A.K.A. Chovannah… A.K.A. “Da Shizzle” from a local bakery - but only on weekends!

6. how to be a happy good mom- see #5 & #7

7. oreos - see #6

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I have done so many new and exciting things

since I got this nose ring. Really.

The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots!

Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster.

This is scarier than getting a nose pierced!

I. Am. Ridiculous.

Being the all-american girl that I am - I just HAD to take Nosie to visit Yosemite!

Look, Nosie, look! It’s a horse!

I’ve always wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower. Nosie thought it was a very romantic place.

Oh… this was precious - Nosie’s’ first sunset pierced. Awww…

Oh Nosie, look! There is a whole other world under the sea!

It’s an angel! And her nose is pierced too!

Yes, I have lost my mind. It’s so fun to watch someone lose one’s mind…

Anticlimactic Piercing Tale and A Plate of Oreos

Alright already! I did it I did it! It’s true!

No. I didn’t eat this entire plate of Oreos… nor am I saying I didn’t want to. It was “bring some cookies to the awards night thing” at Awana last week. It is no secret that I love Oreos. I could have sent the bag of Oreos and saved a paper plate. However, I didn’t want to send an OPENED bag of Oreos. Due to the fact I have very little restraint when it comes to the Power of The Oreo, the bag was opened and missing cookies before the event. And a mother’s share (7) cookies were ingested with much delight.

This post is not actually about Oreos.

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Confession - My Nose

I want a ring in it. No, not “tribal”, but just a small shiny thing. Small. Really tiny, but sparkly.

I worry about what the neighbors would think, what my friends who are parents of teenagers would think, what the new mommies I am making friends with would think, what the pastors would think, what the older women I admire and consider mentors would think… 

Why do I want one? I’m not even really sure. I think they are cute and fun and daring. I have not met one little nose stud I have not admired.

I have elements of cuteness and funness, but daring… not so much. I follow rules, whether stated or implied. In my life, a nose ring is an implied “no”.

One time, in high school… I got one of those magnetic studs and put it in my nose (I suppose I have always had interest, just not nerve, nor - in this instance, sense)… Yeah. The magnet part got stuck up my nose and I had to leave class to blow it out - REALLY hard.

I know I don’t want a magnetic nose ring.

Also, I am not a “I’m gonna do what I gotta do for me”, kind of gal. So… to me, others matter. Not so much in the little things… but more the big things. Is this a big thing or a little thing? I just don’t know! Am I thinking too much? That’s funny. The word “thinking” implies one has a brain, and me - brain… again - not so much.

Then there’s my husband. He  is all over it. LUUUUUVS the idea. 

I still don’t know why am actually struggling over this. Maybe it’s because, unlike when I was 16 - I actually have a choice now. I have power. I can choose to do it or not to do it. Wow.