The Confessional: A "Pet" Peeve. Literally.
Pin itI apologize in advance. What I am about to reveal may be controversial. And I mean no harm or ill-will. But. I can’t stay silent anymore. I have a pet peeve I cannot keep leashed-upin the doghouse anymore — Toy Dogs In particular, pimped-out, primped-out, hair-colored, necklace-and-sweater-wearing — toy dogs. And by “toy dog” [...]
A Cowmonkey, a Cowdog, a Stroller and an Auction
Pin itWho knows what THAT title will bring from the interweb searchers. Aaanywho… Here’s a cowmonkey on a bullcowdog… Why a monkey cowboy on a bullcowdog? Because my friend Stacey sent me links to images of Darren Sproles (look him up, I’m tired), and in that email she added a link to this picture. Who [...]
A Rough Economy: The Easter Bunny is Now a Bum in Seattle
Pin it *rubs eyes* Let’s take a closer look: Indeed. Looks like the Easter Bunny has taken a hit in this rough economy too. Luckily, SHE (funny, I always thought the Easter Bunny was a “he”) was able to score a mocha/latte/Americano.When I asked her as to why she was chillin’ in a trash can [...]
Are You An Aerobics Instructor Here? (Adventures at the Gym)
Pin itI have no idea. This is not me. Clearly. No pink stripes in the hair. Otherwise. Mirror much? I kid… I don’t kid. One day (Wednesday), I ventured to the gym. I am rather committed to the pursuit of fitness… for the next 8 days. It’s important to have a plan. You see, I [...]
I Am Solid
Pin itOr so it’s been said. It all started innocently enough… Or. Well. I just… just… I guess I tend to put myself in situations that…. Erm… Here’s what happened. I was at the gym. Trying to get mah “fit” on. And you know me… I’m a social girl. Did I ever tell you I [...]
The Newsman Freaked Me Out Today
Pin itYou know how they are. It went something like, Olympic Fever has finally hit the Northwest! !!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! I was working on taxes, so… I was already not in my right mind. Immediately I thought, Quick! Into the bomb shelter! Woo-hoo! I’ll make Olympic Fever Masks! Oh great. Another immunization. And then it [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Cuz If You Can’t Laugh… The McDonald’s Germ Tube
Pin itI almost made it. I was *this* close. I almost made it through my entire mother-of-preschoolers career (an almost 11 year stint), without having one of my offspring pee, poop or vomit inside any one of the quite possibly, MILLIONS of play tubes their young knees have crawled in. The Germ Tubes. But my [...]
I Think I Just Got the Greatest Compliment of My Life
Pin itI think… if one considers being considered “pornworthy” complimentary. And apparently I do. Oh dear. Where to start, where to start… *scratching head* I helped my friend Lisa lead a little pep rally at a local private school for their upcoming Knowledge Bole Bowl. Go Smart People!!! Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share [...]
In Which I Look Like A Jonas Brother
Pin itI had to head out to a meeting this afternoon. I wanted my outfit to say something like, “I can hack it.” or “I can bring it”… or maybe “Professional laday is in da hizzouse!!!” *ahem* Before the meeting, I picked up my son from school. As we walked to the car he asked, [...]
