And in all reality…
Pin itI am just a regular gal with a regular life… As much as I claim I am “made out of Awesome”, I pick my nose pass gas eat grapes fed to me by my pool boy trip up the stairs while wearing socks with my flip flops just like the rest of you. As [...]
Make Time to Take Time
Pin itI have a new post up at Type-A Mom… Tell me, moms, how do you make time in your schedule to take some time for you? If your life is anything like mine, you most likely have little to no extra time in the day to add anything else. I am learning that it [...]
I know what I need to do to lose my last 10 pounds.
Pin itSTOP EATING SUGAR AND MEAT Hahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaahahaaa! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhahahahahahhahahahahaa! *bends over in hysterics* *gasps for air* *grips side to alleviate abdominal cramping* *lifts index in air* Hang on… *more gasping* *takes deep breath, strokes hair, regains composure* I suppose the only way I am going to be able stop eating sugar and meat is if I [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – January Keyphrase Searches
Pin it Welcome to Make Me Laugh Monday. I am actually quite tired and am struggling with what the heck to do for today’s installment. You see, when I get this tired, either my mind shuts down or my mind… oh look… shiny! I figured since January is over, and I have access to the [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Self-Affirmations
Pin itIt’s Make Me Laugh Monday, and it’s time to talk about self-affirmation. Have you ever had one of those weeks months years lifetimes days where you just needed a pat on the shoulder… A little “You can do it, cowboy/girl”… Perhaps a ribbon and lolliop? A sash? Or maybe you’re like me and just [...]
A letter about my skills as a blooming writer and illustrator.
Pin itI can’t top what my teacher had to say about me in the early 80′s… just read for yourself: It’s true. I do have a penchant for creative storytelling… And just for the heck of it, I’d like to mention there is a big difference between telling a story CREATIVELY and LYING. Just wanted [...]
Resolutions Schmezolutions
Pin itI wasn’t going to set any resolutions this year. But. I keep seeing everybody doing it and I have always done what everybody does… ‘cept for that whole “jumping off a cliff” thing. Obviously, cuz I’m not dead. I resist resolutionizing because I think it sets a person up for failing. And to be [...]
Do nudists wear shoes? More from my searchers.
Pin itI have no idea if nudists wear shoes. I do know I am a huge fan of clothing…I think it’s amazing how much better a body can look with clothes, than without. It’s true. But I am not going to focus on my physical imperfections. It wouldn’t be a long enough post anyway…. Pffft. Instead, [...]
Happy New Year, friends!
Pin itI can’t help it. I should give myself an out… take a day off, but after writing every day for a year, it sure is a hard habit to break! Besides, I gotta tell ya something(s)! The first thing – my first post at Type-A Mom is UP, like a hot air balloon on a [...]
My 1000th Post, that's right.
Pin itDear Friends, family, lurkers… My Public, I want to thank your for your comments. Your hits, your visits, your searches, your never-ending devotion. I adore you. I love you. I. Need. You. I could never have made it to my 1000th post without YOU. It has taken nearly 5 years to make it to [...]
