I don’t “do” The Macarena… unless it’s at a preschool fundraiser. For me, The Macarena is a “do it for the children” type of dance. Howz-to-the-evah… Give me some Cupid Shuffle, yo. In fact, my friend Lisa and I took a local stage recently to help the crowd out – cuz they wuz doin’ it [...]
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I Think I Just Got the Greatest Compliment of My Life
I think… if one considers being considered “pornworthy” complimentary. And apparently I do. Oh dear. Where to start, where to start… *scratching head* I helped my friend Lisa lead a little pep rally at a local private school for their upcoming Knowledge Bole Bowl. Go Smart People!!!
Beauty - ha!
Make Me Laugh Monday – Bumpits
Herefollows the story of my transformation. Because I HAVE been transformed. How could I have been so blind? So…. FLAT? See that pic to the left? Flat. Ish. *YAWN* It was a humbling journey that placed me eye-to-eye with a Walmart employee. Me. Asking… Uh. Ex, ex, excuse me…. Ma’am? Uh. Lemme. Oh golly. I [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – Glitter Spray for Crafts Finds a Higher Calling
It is no secret I am a huge fan of glitter. No secret. I love her. Almost as much as my firstborn son. Almost. *feels shame* So. Saturday night I got to get outtathehouse. I went to a costume partay. picture courtesy Mark Gesellman – Photomatopoeia I actually don’t know what I dressed up as… [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – My Spawn
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I Saw This Card and Almost Bought It to Give to Myself.
When I saw this card I said, “Self. Self!! SELF!!!! Look! I don’t think there is a more perfect card for you me we us you!” A poor picture, we I know But it just adds to the message, don’t cha think? This is prolly the most beautiful card I have ever almost given to [...]
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What I Did on My Online Break
[Before I launch into whatever I am about to launch into... Take a peek at my new venture - Jenny On The Spot Reviews! All week I am taking a The Crystal Light Water Way Challenge... Each day I will write about my journey toward good hydration. So far (today), all my organs have taken [...]
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Mrs. Potato Head Needs to Step Off
So, I went to the BlogHer cocktail party last night. So did Mrs. Potato Head: Talk about “LIVIN’ LARGE”… and I hesitate to write what I am about to write, butt… Uh. Mah. Gah. Her butt is soooo BIG! She was all out on MY the dance floor… Do you see the problem? Lemme spell [...]
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Happy Mother’s Day!
Of course I want to say that to all my friends of the maternal persuasion! I have a video to share with you… I shared it last year too. It is just supremely funny and what mom can’t imagine THIS scenario panning out in her lifetime… Hugs and love, my friends! Hugs and LOVE! ********** [...]
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I really do love to dance…
Um… betcha didn’t know I was the head-double for Cousin Itt… (Photo courtesy of Mark Gsellman)
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