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When camping, consider a new “path” for that leg hair. Braiding, perhaps? For oft-times the showers at camp are glorified caves with plumbing. A simple equation of words will demonstrate:
“Cave” = “Cold”
“Cold” = “Goose Bumps”
Alas…
“Shaving” + “Goose Bumps” = “Bloody stump of a leg”
Just say “NO!” to camp shaving.
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… and because I am entertaining family so I can’t dive on into the BlogHer wonderfulness that fills my mind with post-loads of things to write… Instead, I give you this - a mirror I found while browsing the local downtown shops with my sister and mom:
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If I had the hard cold cash, or room in my budget to make the monthly payment on a credit plan… I would totally get my tummy “done”.
After gaining 50+ pounds in each of my 3 pregnancies, and then losing 50+ pounds three times… Miss Belly just couldn’t handle the pressure. All that stretching… well, stretched her to her limits and she’s just never been the same. Poor girl. And it seems I do have a threshold when it comes to public humiliation, so I will refrain from posting a picture or explaining further. Our lives will just be better that way.
Let me just say this, I am so grateful for clothes. Clothes = a really good thing. Oh, and layering rocks. It’s “camouflage” on a whole other level… “fashiou-flage”, if you will.
Anyways, I’d TOTALLY cosmesurgetize my bellyness. I know - I should be proud of who I am… “work it”… “own it”… be proud of my womanity… yadda, yadda, yadda…
I guess without a tummy fixin’ I could be a model…
***water spewing from nose***
I mean, they hire people who just pose for “before” pictures, right???
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Not you, you un-kept heathen toes!
Good gracious of all! Cover yourselves!
It looks like it’s been over 3 years since you’ve pedi-cured.
Oh, it has? I’m good.
What’s up with that toe?
…The one wearing that cool ring…
Running did that?
What’s that? That toe hasn’t kept a toenail in 2 years?
Gross. Freakish.
Now that is MUCH better…
Feel free to flip your flops.
It is SoHo Nice To Meet You…
Yes, that is my favorite OPI color too…
I gotta share something with you. I’ve never done it, but I wanna… It’s called “threading”. Go ahead - look. I promise it is not offensive. But if you like “offensive”, then… maybe it is…
A very special thanks to The Swanky Blog for possibly changing my facial-hair life… Threading! It’s crazy! Google - here I come. I gotta find somebody - there is work to be done.
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