Pimp My Tweet
All ya’ll. Who’s on Twitter? You on the Twitter? If ya are… am I following you? Are you following me? If not — we need to hook-up, yo!. If you are not “on” Twitter…. uh…. Why the heck not? Is is because you feel like this guy does? Twitter kind-of rocks my world. I mean [...]
The Double-Daring Book for Girls
Are you familiar with The Daring Book for Girls? It’s a book packed with fun ideas for girls! Well, as if the first one didn’t have enough… get ready, friends… on March 24th *drumroll please* The Double-Daring Book for Girls will be released! Olivia… Lucy… you girls ready to get your daring on? Maybe we [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Air Bags
One time. Wait. Hey. You know what? I never know how to start this Make Me Laugh Monday post. Sometimes I can’t… Have you ever… I miss glitter. Also I am out of sparkly water and that makes me feel uncomfortable. Kind-of like a wedgie. I might even go so far as to say –> [...]
I Approve This Message
Dear Friends, It is with much excitement and honor I come to you today. I have been given an opportunity… a chance… a place to serve. My dear friend Ricardo Gomez came to me only a few short days ago and asked if I would be the Vice-President to his President over there on the [...]
An Xbox Cake
I will start this post with honesty. I did NOT make an Xbox cake. Sure… I could have made it… but I didn’t. My sister-in-law made it for my nephew’s birthday last week. I am pretty sure, though, that somehow that cake was inspired by me. Pretty sure. One thing I am certain of, however [...]
Make Time to Take Time
I have a new post up at Type-A Mom… Tell me, moms, how do you make time in your schedule to take some time for you? If your life is anything like mine, you most likely have little to no extra time in the day to add anything else. I am learning that it is [...]
I know what I need to do to lose my last 10 pounds.
STOP EATING SUGAR AND MEAT Hahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaahahaaa! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhahahahahahhahahahahaa! *bends over in hysterics* *gasps for air* *grips side to alleviate abdominal cramping* *lifts index in air* Hang on… *more gasping* *takes deep breath, strokes hair, regains composure* I suppose the only way I am going to be able stop eating sugar and meat is if I stop [...]
My Son's Newfound Love of Alliteration
Oh dear. I have ruined my son. My son is made out of Awesome. He is just like his mother. Not only does he crave order, controlled chaos, predictability… (but not cake — what’s that all about? I digress…) — he also loves alliterative titles…. Just like his Mama. You know this about me… Let’s [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Self-Affirmations
It’s Make Me Laugh Monday, and it’s time to talk about self-affirmation. Have you ever had one of those weeks months years lifetimes days where you just needed a pat on the shoulder… A little “You can do it, cowboy/girl”… Perhaps a ribbon and lolliop? A sash? Or maybe you’re like me and just need [...]
Hey, Mr. Tambourine!
So, not too long ago, my girl Lisa surprised the socks off me. She got me a REAL LIFE tambourine!!! But not just ANY tambourine… the tambourine of my dreams — one of those half-circle ones for people like me who definitely can keep a beat, but one who also gets off beat because as [...]
