The Confessional – I almost made call backs for the local drill team.
Pin itThis is mostly confessional, but part digressional. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo. *flashes gang sign* Y’all Remember in the 80′s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? *flinches* Aaanywho. I did something similar not too terribly long ago. However, I [...]
I Went to BlogHer and… Shazam! I Luvz Me My Onlinez Peeps!
Pin itOh dear. This is a long one…. Practically a thesis. Maybe I should change the title to BlogHer 09 Thesis and Whatnot of all Silliness and Ramblings of Great Proportion. Or not. I was gonna do a “BlogHer – The Friday” post. Meh. Who wants a day-by-day run down? I just want to show [...]
It Smells Like Jenny on the Spot
Pin itThat’s what my 7 year old daughter said after watching a fireworks show on the 3rd of July. Yes, the 3rd. My community and another local small community around here do a “3rd of July” fireworks show. Though my own community puts on quite a 3rd of July display, this year we headed to [...]
Every Kids Needs Daddy – Happy Father's Day, Dads!
Pin itI believe men really get a raw deal in these days of such progressiveness. And maybe I shouldn’t use this video in a courtroom to defend my forthcoming argument on why I think kids need they daddies. But, c’mon. That was AWESOME. I read/see/observe slam after slam after slam on how poorly men behave, [...]
I Got Carded.
Pin itTWICE. Guess which kind of “carded” it was: If you chose #3, *ding ding ding ding ding* you win the satisfaction of knowing you are an excellent choice-maker! 3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age And to that I say, “Bring it!” Card me any-stinkin’-time. Many of you [...]
Speaking of Skinny…
Pin itI suppose I should tell you this is a card I got at Hallmark. It cracked me up… like my butt. I digress… Speaking of skinny people… I have battled with weight issues all my life. I think I started a “modified eating plan” back in second grade. I wore the “Pretty Plus” sizes [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Awesome and Pain
Pin itDear friends, I apologize for the delay here. Instead of crafting yet another dynamic MMLM post yesterday… I piled my bawdy high with ice. I filled her with ibuprofen and drank inordinate amounts of water. I ate a Carl’s Junior Western bacon cheeseburger for lunch and *ahem* evacuated all but prolly an eighth of [...]
He Is Risen!
Pin itHe is risen indeed! Have a blessed Easter Sunday, my friends. Joy in your families… joy in your friends… Joy in the blessings each of us have regardless of our burdens, struggles, pain… May each of us be able to see those things that bring fullness to our lives today – regardless of religious [...]
2 Birthdays: My Husband and My Blog
Pin itYesterday was a big day. Not only was it the world premiere of my first music video, but it was also my husband’s birthday AND my blog’s birthday. Let me tell you, it ain’t easy brining breakfast in bed to a blog. A girl has to get VERY creative to make a blog’s “big [...]
The Confessional – Turn My Swag On (Bird Walk)
Pin itHonestly, this is probably my most difficult confession to-date. I hesitate because I worry you won’t love me anymore. I worry your high (shutup) opinion of me will tank and I will be left to waller alone in all my indentity mid-life “I wanna be a professional hip-hop dancer, but I’d be better at [...]
