This is Lucy. She is my energetic & carefree 5 year old. She is wearing a unicorn costume. That is too small. And no shoes. At school. (In my defense, once in the schoolhouse, the kids take off their shoes and put on slippers. So it’s not as bad as it seems. Or it might [...]
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Kevin Bacon or the Easter Bunny: Who is My Admirer
I need your help. Back in October 2009, Kevin Bacon left me a note for the 20th anniversary of my 16th birthday…. I know it was from him because he signed it. So, of course, it is from him. Proof. Clue#1 – note found in my home on the 20th anniversary of my 16th birthday, [...]
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Dogs and Babies: Diarrhea, Vomit and a Lousy Night’s Sleep
Oh. You didn’t click away! Bravo. You are so brave. And sexy. Wow. Are you wearing body shimmer?… I digress. First things first… neither the diarrhea nor the vomit was my own. Secondly… the word “diarrhea” is not spelled in a way that “looks right”. Of course, nothing about diarrhea looks right. *gag, gag, gag* [...]
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I Had A Dream About an Albino Owl – Dissect That
…the dream, not an owl. I had a dream. Friday night. Like you needed to know when. I am actually thankful for the dream, I was having a hard time coming up with something to write about. I don’t dream often. Or if I do, I don’t remember them. I don’t remember much in general. [...]
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Screenshots: Category: SRSLY? and LOL!
Here follows a post all about screenshots. These are select things I see on the Interwebzterhaven that make me LOL or want to text my BFF, “SRSLY???!” Let’s start with The Facebook. Facebook ads to be specific. It’s like Facebook doesn’t even know me. Like, I’m 37. Whatevs. And virtual horse breeding? FB, what did [...]
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The Confessional – Names and the Dog Park
*Pssst… if you’d like to enter for a chance to win a LEGO® DUPLO® prize pack – leave a comment here! You only have until MOnday morning to enter!* I am HORRIBLE with names. H to the ORRIBLE. I am so bad… *how bad are you?* I am so bad with names I have SERIOUSLY [...]
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This Just In: The Swine Flu has Claimed a New Victim
Poor Chad. He never had a chance. Apparently the Swine Flu virus has mutated. The CDC may be changing the name of this string of the Swine Flu to “The Ch-ch-ch-Chia Flu”. ********** Keep up on the ridiculous, the insightful, the always digressive… Get Jenny On The Spot by RSS Get Jenny On the Spot by Email [...]
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I’m glad I didn’t tell the kids their cat was dead.
Because he is not. I found him this morning and coaxed him back up to the house. I even had most of a post written tellong the world that our cat was dead. Barring actually having a cat corpse to prove it – I had enough circumstantial evidence to make my case: I found a [...]
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Can I Get a Whutwhut?!
So. My kids and Lisa’s kids were tearin’ up around the house last night. At dinner my 6-year-old, Olivia started callin’ out her homies… “Can I get a whutwhut?” And the other 4 holla’d back… “Whutwhut!” And I was all… I gotta get these kids on tape… except I don’t know how to just voice [...]
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Dear Deer who is gettin’ all fat offa my flowers,
Stop it! You can have the weeds – all 3 acres of ‘em! I have only a select number of potted plants, and those flowers were not lovingly planted and sprinkled with Miracle Gro for you and your belly. I did all that for me and mine-sesses. The flowers are for beautification of my front [...]
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