You Have Questions. I Have Answers.

Proceed with caution. I have the ladies at Where’s My Damn Answer to thank for the direction of this post. 

Why? Because they asked me to guest-post over there and because I am an attention whore a giver, I said, “Fo Shizzle!” When Jenny sees an opportunity to get more attention need…

No. That’s not me in that box. I’m am human, not animal. OK, but… that’s another post.

In my post at WMDA I answer several VIQs (very important questions). The questions I answer there came from friends on Facebook and Twitter. Basically… I took My Public to Their Public. This is what I do. So please head on over to Where’s My Damn Answer… lavish them with your loviness… your kindly commentarianism… 

*waiting for you to return*

I would like to add a few answers to some questions that have been plaguing me. Some of my searchers have come to Jennyonthespot… needing help — hoping for answers. I feel a social responsibility to make my mind available and help those in need. Google may have given them my link, but fate made them “click”…

*What happens to those who make fun of or laugh at others? They become bloggers, and sometimes they become the butt of their own jokes posts.  

*When I smile one eye is bigger than the other what can be done? I have a couple of ideas: don’t make friends with people who own cameras — OR — do this:

I hear the sideways “V” makes one’s eye(s) appear wider. If you have 2 small eyes – break out the “Double V”. However, if you are like me… one “V” should do the trick. Also, people will just be looking at your “crazy”, not your wonk-eye.

*Do manatees hurt you? I can only answer this with another question: “The heck? Why are you hanging out with manatees???” 

*Do magnetic nose studs hurt? Yes! Potentially. Well, specifically… when you are in 12th grade… and you go to a Christian school… and your try to freak out your principal… and you put in a magnetic nose ring… and in the middle of Spanish class (the one your principal teaches)… you approach him… and ask a “leading question”… and when he notices the “stud”… you laugh so hard… the magnet inside your nose… gets STUCK UP YOUR NOSE… and you have to run to the bathroom… and you blow your nose… with a such force… to dislodge the foreign magnetic object… it rivals the intensity of a F5 tornado tearing through a trailer park… *blinking* — Or so I’ve heard.

*Kitsap jenny is one fine mother. This actually wasn’t a question. I just wanted everybody to see this… However, if this WAS a question, the answer would be a resounding: DUH!

*I want to loose the last ten pounds how much running do i need to do? Keep running. I haven’t lost my last ten, and I am still running. So, I guess the answer is to keep running. It might be beneficial to not eat rows of cake or sleeves of cookies as a post-run recovery meal too. Maybe.

*How to hack a chuckie cheese ticket counter. Drats. I thought you asked, “How to hack Chuck E. Cheese…” I hate that place.

*What do nudists buy? Not clothes.

*Fine muthas in kitsap county. Again. Not a question, but really wanted you to see this.

Alright. I have put you through enough. If you haven’t visited Where’s My Damn Answer… head on over. For the good of the people… for the betterment of things nonspecific yet important enough to elude to nonspecifically.

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