The Searchers… they are at it again.

Every-so-often I like to check-out the keyword search phrases that bring people to my own little “cottage” here on the interwebz. And in case you are here because of a search, perhaps this post will help you find what you are looking for…

Or not…

• Kevin Bacon – Like, DUH! My dog’s name is Kevin and, HELLO!!! BACON! By the way, have you seen these??? *swoon* Oh, and he left me a note for my birthday that one year…

• Jonas brother – BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE ONE.

BOOM.

• Marcel the shell – cutest video EVER. Well, besides this one.

• Male whale tail – I’m sorry. Somebody has to tell the hard stories.

• Roller skate cupcakes – sounds like a mess to me. Have fun with that.

• Colored tights – here

• Buying tampons in bulk – Yes. I did go to there.

• Eiffel Tower nose ring – The heck?!

• A dream about an albino baby – Bounce rate? 100%

• Cute Jenny braces – pretty sure it was Vogue producers & they were looking for this picture:

I know you want me.

• He’s just not that into you jenny – Ouch. I guess they didn’t see my HAWT braces picture.

Clearly.

• How to start a vlog – not like this. I can’t watch.

• mamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama – and they probably found this.

• personable humorous writer teacher – THANK YOU!

• should I start vlogging – SURE!

• top ten most uncomfortable words to say – go here.

• wonder twin powers activate – AWESOME! Welcome, new friend! *forms shape of GLITTER*

• jenny on the spot dance video – here

I think that’s enough. Ya’ll have a GREAT weekend and if you are into giveaways – there’s a $100 Visa gift card here… and Kitsap friends Gene Juarez has given me a coupon to give to YOU!

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