- February 7, 2010
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Pretty Sure I Can Do Just About Anything
But there are two things I really, really struggle with:
MATH
I am so bad at math that when I see the image below my mouth waters and I’m all, “Oooooh! Flaky crust! I LOVE pi(e)!”
And also MINDREADING
So, I guess if I were to bring this full circle, what this means for YOU is…
If you and I were ever held hostage and our taker-person said, “OK, Jennyonthespot, you need to read my mind and solve the equation in my head, or YOUR FRIEND HERE DIES!“
You would totally die.
Totally.
I may suck at math and mind reading, but I do have a bit of influence when it comes to *batting lashes*. I might be able to get you your last meal, if I *toss my hair* just right… So, I guess, at this point, my advice for would be to leave your last meal request in the comments section. I am a big fan of emergency preparedness…
Funny. I am now kind of thinking I am not real great at issues involving REALITY. Perhaps there are 3 things I am not good at….
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8 Responses to “Pretty Sure I Can Do Just About Anything”
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I’m good at math. Just don’t ask me to catch a ball. Apparently, my degree in Physics completely destroyed any hope of athletic ability. God giveth and God taketh. Oh wait, my degree destroyed Him too.
I’m divorced, so you can probably guess I’m not good at mind reading.
I used to be good at math, but I couldn’t help my HS daughter with her homework this year. Mindreading? Nope, not me. Batting my eyelashes hasn’t ever gotten me anywhere. Hm, so I’m pretty sure that I can’t do just about anything.
My son has already sent me into a spiraling depression with his 5th grade math. Am I smarter than a 5th grader? Not when it comes to math…
So we would be equally screwed. I request for my final meal…pork fried rice. Just fill a bathtub with it.
OOOH Pork fried rice is good. MMMMM. Also a big large brownie with chocolate chips in it, and lots of chocolate sauce on it.
I would eat them at the same time, and probably throw up, but it would be so good going down.
As for reading minds, I would save us both. I am so good at that. Not math though. So if I had to solve the problem, we would be back in trouble again. Math…Meh.
Math —- what’s math. Mind reading is a huge problem I can’t even read my own. Other than that I too can do anything
For my last meal, I would like a big old tub of guacamole. Tortilla chips not even necessary … I could eat that stuff like ice cream, with a spoon and a big grin on my face! And I second the pork fried rice. And a Jimmy John’s beach club sub while we’re at … hey its my last meal right? Who cares about calorie counts?!
That’s right!!!