- July 25, 2009
- 9 Comments
- Bloggy Bloggy, Dance, Delusions of Grandeur, The Butt Series
Mrs. Potato Head Needs to Step Off
So, I went to the BlogHer cocktail party last night. So did Mrs. Potato Head:
Talk about “LIVIN’ LARGE”… and I hesitate to write what I am about to write, butt… Uh. Mah. Gah. Her butt is soooo BIG!
She was all out on MY the dance floor… Do you see the problem? Lemme spell it out… that “little” spud hogged MY dance floor. I. Know! The nerve. She has no idea. There was one good thing about my spuddly competition… HER butt did NOT make MY butt look big. I was even wearing white pants! (Thanks Darcy for letting me borrow them!)
I think I might have intimidated her with my moves, cuz she left after awhile. Just call me “Alpha-Spud”.
You can also call me “Vanilla”. Because I had the opportunity to rock the mic like a vandal… and got mah hip-hop on. I am pretty sure I lit up the stage and waxed a chump like a candle. Or something. *ahem* I belted out, with such vocal prowess, the highly acclaimed “Ice Ice Baby”. Thank you 3 Giraffes for documenting such an historical moment…
Crazy much?
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9 Responses to “Mrs. Potato Head Needs to Step Off”
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Pictures are not doing it for me…I want to see the video.
I can’t believe that there isn’t any video. I can just imagine you and Mrs. Potato Head going toe to toe, only because she had no idea what she was up against.
Does Mrs. Potato Head have wicked pink hair?
Yeah, thought not…
I like Mrs. Potato Head’s hat.
Do not get between Jenny and her dance floor. Lesson 295. Learn it, love it, live it!
Don’t let her fool ya’ll. There IS video. And it rocks.
With the potential to have multiple eyes, the only potato worth trusting is a french fry.
THANK GOD I FOUND YOU! I have yet to sift through my BlogHer cards from Chicago, and I KNOW I have your card but there’s no way in hell I would remember which of the 300,000 cards belongs to you.
Thank you SO much for being a dancing girl during my song. I’m now wishing I could get my flux capacitor and Delorean working so I could go back in time and spend all weekend with you.
And if you know of any video of our time together on stage, SPILL IT!
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