Do nudists wear shoes? More from my searchers.

I have no idea if nudists wear shoes.  I do know I am a huge fan of clothing…I think it’s amazing how much better a body can look with clothes, than without. It’s true. But I am not going to focus on my physical imperfections. It wouldn’t be a long enough post anyway…. Pffft. Instead, Once again I bring to you… the things people search for online that bring them to Me! 

 Want to see some more? My opinion or helpful advice is written in italics…

Advice to parents about preschoolers - Pretend you are going to be riding the awesomest, most incredible, but scariest, drooliest roller coaster man has ever made… Buckle up and hunker down. You’re gonna love it, but it’s gonna make you sick and scream really loud. 

How to deal with babys witching hour - Find religion. And fast.

Adult pants pooping psychosis - *blinking*

What high school did kevin bacon attend - Who cares? What’s important is he’s always had a crush on me.

Jenny drunk blogher 08 - Just because a girl went to a conference in San Francisco, without children and… and… doesn’t mean… OK. Let’s just not go into it. Besides, I think the searcher was looking for this Jenny… Who, by the way, said I could hang out with her in the men’s bathroom at the next party she helps hosts and hides from. She may not remember she said that to me, but I do. And somehow I think she’ll learn to love me. I will make her love me…

Frito boat pictures and recipes – Between this search and searches for Oreos, I may become the leading cause of heart disease.

Advice for parents of preschoolers – Start drinking. It’ll make the voices blur… By “drinking” of course I am speaking of hydration. Of course…

Lucy you are a poo poo head – whu?

Cat poo and tinsel – huh?

Martha stewart boiled chestnuts – Wrote about that here. P.S. Martha has a staff.

Hairy butt cake - I will not come to your party. And I am a HUGE fan of cake, but even I draw the line somewhere.

Preschooler not wanting to wear socks or shoes – Typical. Come to think of it… nudists do not wear shoes… or socks.

Spot multiple personalities – Here.

Making fun of people on monday – Here.

I need to make my friend laugh – see above.

I need to read something that makes me laugh so hard i pee my pants – see above, above.

Buy a oreos advent calendar 2008 – They make those??? Glory be!

Pig nose ring girl – Hey. Should I be taking that personally? *snort*

Acrostic girls name jenny – Jennylicious Exceptional Nutty Nouveau Yamalamadingdong.

Jenny form flippin out -

I love coffee i love tea i love the girls and the girls love me - 

Female grumpy disorder – More commonly referred to as PMS - a.k.a., “Pass My Sweatpants”

Do people with multiple personalities change eye color? – Why am I suddenly the “go to” place online for MPD? Oh yeah. Never mind.

Candy canes and incontinence – No. The heck?!

My hott scissor comments – What am I supposed to do with that?

One big eye what are you looking at - It hurts, but I can’t deny my one big eyeness.

Jenny name in glitter – Gonna have to find me that. Sounds awesome. I wonder if I bat my lashes, tossle my hair and ask reeeeal nice… do you think Hollywood would take down their sign and put up ***JENNY***

Is it ok for deer to eat oranges? – Oranges? I wish they would. I’m still bitter about my flowers!

Caffeine delusions of grandeur – Yes, and…

What are some good dancing props – Red sparkly Converse, scarves, glitter, necklaces, good friends. Oh, and martinis.

How to hang tinsel – Isn’t this knowledge innate? 

Insanejenny blog – That’s right.

Postpartum tummy wrinkles - Unfortunate, but true. *gag*

Different places in a home where you can hang tinsel – I think the question you should be asking is, “Where CAN’T you hang tinsel?”

Joney poopoo heads birthday party – Seriously?

Evil queen jenny jen jen 21 – You may start calling me that now. NOW. mwahahahahaaa…

Shots to make butt larger – Searcher, you need help.

Toddler girls sweatpants 18 m with sayings on the butt – You, my friend, need to take a parenting class. We do not let our little girls wear words on their butts. They are children, not hussies.

Where to find candy cane oreos – They’re gone! We have to wait until next season The agony!!!

Coffee makes me crazy but clear - Amen.

Candy cane oreos - Um. Of course they found me. Clearly.

Alltopmoms - I’m there. Scroll way, way. way, way down…. but you’ll find me there.

How to wear anything with confidence – Just wear it, Sista… or Brotha. Work it. Move it. Own it…