Deep Thoughts: Tide and Tampons

Tide sticks are like tampons.

You don’t need one everyday, but you should always keep one handy.

Like in your purse.

Cuz life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what is gonna spill on your white shirt.

I suppose the tampon recommendation is only applicable if you are a woman.

So,  if you are a guy, then…

Tide sticks are like guitar picks.

You don’t need one everyday but maybe you do need one every day.

If you play your guitar everyday.

But what if you don’t play the guitar. Then I’d say…

Tide sticks are really nice to have around when you spill coffee on your white shirt.

Yeah. I think that covers it.

*This post was not endorsed by Tide nor was there compensation. But if Tide would like to talk to me, I’m listening. I like to wear white shirts and drink A LOT of coffee.*

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3 Responses to “Deep Thoughts: Tide and Tampons”

  1. furiousBall says:

    guitar picks are fun for cats to play with, that’s what mine think. one of my cats even knows how to get more out of the little baggy they came in

  2. Dumblond says:

    Tide sticks are awesome. I wish my husband would carry one with him at all times like I do. He only has one white shirt…you’d think it would be easy to keep clean!

  3. jennie says:

    I’m going to go buy Tidesticks, guitar picks and Oreos RIGHT NOW. But not tampons because I no longer have a use for them. My joy, she is epic.

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