A Top Ten Of Randomnimity.

I stubbed my toe only a short time ago. It doesn’t really matter why or how. OK, since you asked — I was stumbling about a dark room to turn on a light… But it didn’t happen in the dark… no… it was AFTER I turned the light ON.

This is what I do.

In that moment it finally came to me – my next post! I thought, I bet folks have no idea I almost throw up every time I stub my toe(s).

That is my randomnimity #1. Stubbing my toe makes me feel like vomiting!

#2 – I think it’s fun to make-up words, like, say “randomnimity”!

#3 – I have only eaten 5 peanut butter balls this holiday season!

#4 – I felt a twinge of jealous rage when I saw a new use for a swine flu mask at a doctor’s office. I hate it when I am not the mastermind!

#5 – Whenever I go into the creation of a top-ten list… I never have a plan. Like, right now. I have no idea if…

#4 – If you ever want www.motherclubber.com… you’ll have to sit in a corner and weep. It’s mine. Me and mah fren Lisa have plans… We want to have our own DJ bidness, or whathaveyou.

#3 – The first 4 of this top ten all ended with an exclamation point!

#2 – I can’t eat cooked mushrooms (unless choppedchoppedchopped and hidden on pizza or in a casserole) on account of the fact I had a bit of an “incident” back in the ’07. It involved the stomach flu. It was ugly.

#1 – The smell of Windex – not so much. Gaggy. Goes back to the day I found a bug the size of a child’s fist in my car. I am sure that bug was the first sign that the End Times are near. I had no one to help me get the bug out. Well, I called on one big, strong college pal. But he looked at that sucker and was all, “Dude. I. Uhh… I…” He backed away. I stood there… I looked at him… I looked at Satan Bug. I looked at him, I looked at Satan Bug. I think the guy actually ran away. I was left alone. Alzz I had was a bottle of Windex.

So…. I Windexed the friggin’ life outta that bug. That “bug” had an irridescent tank armor on his child’s fist-sized body. Aaaand… my car smelled like Windex for WEEKS.

All that gagging while murdering (with Windex) – that little Satan that tried commandeering my vehicle… I always think of that hot summer morning at Casa de Jerardo in Riverside, California.

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