- May 4, 2009
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- Health & Beauty, Make Me Laugh Monday, Sparkle, Goodness, Awesome
Make Me Laugh Monday – Awesome and Pain
Dear friends,
I apologize for the delay here. Instead of crafting yet another dynamic MMLM post yesterday… I piled my bawdy high with ice. I filled her with ibuprofen and drank inordinate amounts of water. I ate a Carl’s Junior Western bacon cheeseburger for lunch and *ahem* evacuated all but prolly an eighth of an onion ring and a teaspoon of BBQ sauce within 45 minutes of gestation. TMI? You don’t know the half of it, and you never will, cuz I’m classy like that.
I am feeling better this morning, though I have not yet tried to walk. *shivers* The skin that had clothing on it ached even when I looked at it yesterday, now it is just a little warm because I got a tad sunburned after running in the sun FOR 5 HOURS. he weather showed rain. No sunbreaking… just rain. Hithertohencetoforth, I saw no need for sunscreen at 7 a.m. and 40 degrees. Tho I did have my sunglasses. *phew*
But I am not here to recount the Marathon yesterday. I may need to seek counseling in order to allow my psyche access to those hours of deep mental trauma. I will tell you I finished – Katie pulling me the entire way. She’s less-right in the head than me, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. She needs a blog. I digress….
I flopped onto Greeblemonkey’s blog today where she posted the following poster. I cackled so loud a chunk of sheetrock dislodged from the unfinished basement. I am pretty sure. Or it could have been muscle tearing from my bawdy. I’ll find out when I step out of bed.
You can get this poster at Ishkur.com
And no matter how far I run (say. 26.2 miles) and NOT DIE… I will never, ever attain this level of Awesome. I’m OK with that. It is actually a relief. It is a lot pressure to maintain my level of Awesome (stop laughing, disproportionate amounts of lactic acid have infiltrated every muscle my body knew or didn’t know it had)… Can it affect the brain too, cuz I’m pretty sure something has happened there too…
Howevah… Awesomer than Me… YOU. Really! I am totally typing this with a straight face! One is only as great as the people one is surrounded by. So really, look at that poster…
That’s kind-of like US? You… Me… WE… Isn’t it? But Can I be Luke?
P.S. Would love to hear what has made you laugh today! Either link to your specific funny in the Mr. Linky below, or share it in a comment!
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that’s why it’s always very important to practice evacuation drills
I feel your pain…sort of. I wanted (and expected to be sore) from my first tuna fishing trip…what I did not want, nor expect, was to be sore for 5 days! It took me 3.45 hours to land the 178# fish. I invented new cuss words that day.
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
You are awesomeness, personified. I’m still beyond impressed that you ran 26 miles. Ok, 26.2 – I won’t shortchange you the .2, since I count every inch.
I’m in pain too, but its from overindulging at my sister’s chip and dip smorgasboard. Hey, its hard work emptying dill dip from a bread bowl. I was carb packing in your honor.
And yes, you can be Luke, but where the heck is Princess Leia? That hair was MADE for rock and roll.
Hilarious.
That is one of the coolest posters I have ever seen!
Don’t think the statement is accurate though…you are pretty awesome.
Okay, don’t have a blog, or a link, but YOU have made me laugh out loud today!
THANK YOU!!!
Jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have achieved the level above the poster. I am so proud of you! Glitter was flying across the country!
Now rest, and have a few rows of cake…MWAH!!
that is “prolly the awesomest” poster EVER!! i think my hubby needs it.
Let me just say this YOU.ARE.MY.HERO. You have reached a level of awesomeness many people strive for. now, give those legs some rest.
Whoa. That poster is so awesome even Chuck Norris wants it.
I am so proud of you! Way to run your poor little ass off!
Have you noticed there are a lot of Jenns and Jennys on the blogosphere? Kind of weird. Well, that poster made me chuckle and your completion of the marathon (despite injury) has truly inspired me; to do what, I’m not sure, but inspiring just the same. Congrats!
I just love that poster with all that is in me.
Congrats on your marathon. Great poster my daughters thought it was awesome would like to get for their dad.
I have an awesome adward for you on my site because your are AWESOME.
The poster is the height of Awesomeness.
I am so proud of you. I can’t even SAY 26.2 miles without getting winded, let alone run it. Way to go.
Hope your hubby is treatin’ ya like a princess and bringing you lots of iced tea, rows of cake and whatevah else your heart desires.
I need that poster for certain boys in my life.
I am so proud of you. You did it!!!!!!