Hey, Mr. Tambourine!
So, not too long ago, my girl Lisa surprised the socks off me. She got me a REAL LIFE tambourine!!! But not just ANY tambourine… the tambourine of my dreams — one of those half-circle ones for people like me who definitely can keep a beat, but one who also gets off beat because as [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – 4th Grade Fashion Fail: 1982
My apologies! I am behind on the Monday timeline. It is Make Me Laugh Monday, but I got distracted and fell asleep and then went on a donut date with mah kids and, and, my computer has been SLOW… and this post requires a photo I had to bling-out a little and…. This post was [...]
Chuck E. Cheese is of the Devil…
as are all who enter the bowels of such an establishment. I mean, look… the crazies assemble there: I must admit, when I have to go there, I enter with all the feelings of dread and despair a toddler must feel… when she must sit on the lap of a strange, large man dressed in [...]
Gym Equipment Placement FAIL
It took me years… YEARS, people to garner enough courage to utilize the Carnival Room of Mirrors that some pople at the gym call a “weight room”. I still call it a Carnival Room of Mirrors. It is quite cruel really. Back when I lived in Cali – So Cal, yo… I belonged to a [...]
In Loving Memory Of Sweet Madeline
“Madditude” This little doll is the daughter of my friend Cindy. I met Cindy at a local Mother’s of Preschoolers group. She was just pregnant with Maddie when we met, and we became friends as we journeyed through young motherhood together that year. Well folks, little Maddie was born with a serious heart condition. A [...]
Sisters and the bond of love…
I love my sister. She is bolder and sassier and not older… and taller, but I’m not bitter. I like being the shorter, older sister. Every girl’s dream… Incidentally, she and my alter ego get along famously… like melted butter on warm banana bread. What? I have no idea… My sister and I used to [...]
The Electric Fence Story
I am not a huge fan of email forwards. Many times I find I want to send a pox on the next 10 people who tell me I will be ugly for 10 years if I don’t forward to 10 people… It’s infuriating in addition to being an utter waste of my time… *delete*… I’m [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – I loves me my Chuck Norris
Alrighty friends. Let’s get our laugh on! If you have a SPECIFIC FUNNY POST (read: please don’t just link to your main site URL, link specifically to your FUNNY post)… enter your name and URL into Mr. Linky below. I’d love to have a few reasons to giggle today and I know others would too! [...]
Freedom to Chase Your Dreams
Hey there all ya’ll. Today’s post can be found over at Type-A Mom, published alongside other articles by real moms! My article is about moms finding freedom to chasing one’s dreams and such… Click here if you wanna read it *wink* ********** Keep up on the ridiculous, the insightful, the always digressive… Subscribe to my Jenny On The [...]
Event training distances for 2008, more or less.
Howz that for a title with *KAPOW*! Huh? This is merely a record-keeping post. Instead of documenting my training daily or weekly here… *yawn* I will do it when I darn well feel like it. And right now, I feel like doing it once a year. The distances seem more impressive that way. Also, the [...]
