I'm glad I didn't tell the kids their cat was dead.
Because he is not. I found him this morning and coaxed him back up to the house. I even had most of a post written tellong the world that our cat was dead. Barring actually having a cat corpse to prove it – I had enough circumstantial evidence to make my case: I found a [...]
There's Only One Jenny – Hopscotch and Tricking
Do you remember those writing journals from elementary school? You know… the ones that encourage our blooming young people to believe that they are “special” and “have potential” and such… books with ridiculous titles like the one above: There’s Only One Jenny. *Knock, knock knock* Hello? Anybody home? ONE JENNY??? Whether it’s an elementary classroom [...]
Mom Fail – the reprise of a past post for a TwitterMoms Contest
TwitterMoms in partnership with Care.com is having a contest. The charge: What’s the rudest comment from a stranger you have ever gotten about your parenting style? Not. A. Problem. The hard part is — which story should I choose? Is it bad I have too many options? Here goes: My daughter Lucy was 2, she [...]
And in all reality…
I am just a regular gal with a regular life… As much as I claim I am “made out of Awesome”, I pick my nose pass gas eat grapes fed to me by my pool boy trip up the stairs while wearing socks with my flip flops just like the rest of you. As much [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – No. Really. Make me laugh…
Guess what folks. I got nuttin’. Nuthin’. No. Thing. I am not depressed or down or… I just got no funny to share. I looked on YouTube, Funny.com (which I found when I Googled “funny”, cuz I am feeling THAT creative)… I even did a “humor” search in Google… and nuthin’. OK, there was this [...]
Planning for Make Me Laugh Monday
Tomorrow is Make Me Laugh Monday here at Jennyonthespot. But today, I am doing a call-out for funny. ‘Ol Jennyonthespot here is in a funny spot… or actually NOT in a funny spot… which is actually the problem. I got nothing to make people laugh tomorrow! I figured… since it’s called Make ME Laugh Monday, [...]
Make Time to Take Time
I have a new post up at Type-A Mom… Tell me, moms, how do you make time in your schedule to take some time for you? If your life is anything like mine, you most likely have little to no extra time in the day to add anything else. I am learning that it is [...]
Mom FAIL Friday – The Tooth Fairy
I am thinking I may have enough material to make this a regular feature. *sigh* Here’s the skinny. My 6 year old daughter, Olivia lost a tooth last Saturday. As of last night (Thursday), the Tooth Fairy still hadn’t paid up. I explained her absence, Oh… I guess there have been LOTS of kids losing [...]
I know what I need to do to lose my last 10 pounds.
STOP EATING SUGAR AND MEAT Hahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaahahaaa! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhahahahahahhahahahahaa! *bends over in hysterics* *gasps for air* *grips side to alleviate abdominal cramping* *lifts index in air* Hang on… *more gasping* *takes deep breath, strokes hair, regains composure* I suppose the only way I am going to be able stop eating sugar and meat is if I stop [...]
Oh dear, Jenny's been thinking again…
Last night I had to take my 6 year old daughter into the local urgent care. It seems my stellar skillz as mother are not at stellar as one might think. A wound on her arm (inflicted by beauty bark 4 days ago) grew to the size of a roma tomato between the hours of [...]
