Well, if I wasn’t full of myself before, I should be now because look who I look like – A LOT… On a likeness scale of 0% to 100% (with 100% being identical twin-ness), me and this hottie are like at 90%: I. Know! I have no idea who she is, but I don’t care [...]
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An example of why I (mothers) can never really get stuff done.
Me: *Scurry, scurry, scurry… Clean, clean, clean…* Me: *Madly cleaning… scurry, scurry…* Me, inside voice: “By 11 I want the kitchen “mostly” cleaned, a shower, dry my hair and get 10-20 more minutes of pantry organization done…” Note: I started organizing my pantry 3 days ago. 3 full days ago. Lucy (my 3 year old): [...]
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Me and Lance Armstrong – Same!
O.K., MAYBE that is a slight exaggeration. I am a woman and he is a man. He has prolly no body fat and I have… do. BUT, for a brief moment (approximately 10-20 seconds) I was Just. Like. Lance. Armstrong. You see, it is rumored he races at 95% of his maximum heart-rate. And for 10-20 [...]
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6 random things.
I’ve been tagged by Myra of We Make Three! What does “this Myra” want me to do? Well, she has asked me to do something that comes very natural to me: be random! 1. I eat meat. 2. My favorite meat is red, steaky meat slathered with gorgonzola sauce. 3. I *heart* Oreos. 4. I [...]
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BlogHer ’08… Finally – A recap! Part 1 of ???
Pre-post business (heh, I wrote “business”): Due to my poor technical skillz – I can’t fix my broken WordPress photo uploader… I am afraid to add a Flickr application for WordPress to load my pics in a post (instead of the WordPress uploader)… and my “blog this” settings are jacked in Flickr so I can’t [...]
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Mother to Mother
I went to spin class today. One of the Little Lifters child-care workers came to get me. Tanget: I’m glad it was the end of class. I’d hoped to do a little arm strength and act a fool in the weight room, but I was content just to get summa my butt kicked and get [...]
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Help is not all that helpful.
***From the mind of the mother of 3 children. A post in which I propose and prove the following theory: “help” is – in fact- a form medieval torture for mothers.*** I don’t like “help”. Often times (read: every… time…), help is, actually Not. All. That. Helpful. It’s not that I want or need to do all [...]
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We will return to regularly scheduled programming…
When my site isn’t broken, when my children go to bed before frickin’ 11 at night, when I can load pictures, when visitors leave for home, and when I can maybe catch up on a little thing called “sleep”. It’s been quite the week – returning home from BlogHer ’08 to a full house of [...]
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My sister – a picture of health.
Wanna know what my sister said as she was shoving the last piece of cinnamon roll in her mouth??? Read this with a Valley Girl accent: Pizza! I don’t eat peeeeetzzaaaaa! But she does eat cinnamon rolls. She is so healthy. I love her. She’s carbo-loading for our 4 mile road race tomorrow morning. Go [...]
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Zumba!!!
Ya’ll heard of the newest workout dance craze – ZUMBA? Oh wait, it’s only new here… a mere technicality… It’s a Salsa-esque dance/aerobic class. My gym just started offering it. I resisted at first because I really only like to dance when it’s dark and the reality that others perceive is altered – a lot. [...]
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