because when I told her the dust was so bad in my house – that it looks like all the ash from Mt. St. Helens landed on my furniture, she perked up and with a jig and jag exclaimed, “Ooh, you could probably gather it up and make it into glass!”
Then she said, “You know, dust is just dead skin cells.”
I gagged. She loves to evoke my sensitive gag reflex. So she kept talking about the dead skin cells. And I kept gagging.
What a friend.
LOL! At least you learned something new ;)
Ahh… You should try my old time favorite defense method: “KATIE, MUST WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?!”
Ewwww…see, I’ve heard that before but I chose to push it into my never-go-there place. Thanks for bringing it all back out!
{…where’s my stinkin’ duster?….}