OhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGosh
Pin it That is probably the most anti-SEO title ever. But I don’t write for SEO, I write because I will die if I don’t. I am not the least bit dramatic. *cough* I chose that specific title because it reflects my current state of mind. Shutup. I have a mind. There is not enough [...]
Make We Laugh Monday, The Butt Series & Perspective
Pin itIt’s been awhile since I have posted something in my much-esteemed *deadpanstare* “Butt Series” category… and since I just *returned* from this conference only hours ago… I am hitherhencetofore utterly, completely, delightfully, and hysterically exhausted. On all the earth. All of this leads me to a question that has been sitting heavy on my [...]
Road Trip & Something To Do
Pin itI left yesterday for the EVO Conference… Dudes. Wanna see a picture? This is me a few hours from Park City, Utah. My friend Maya and I drove, together… 16 hours… Say it with me — ROAD TRIP!!! This is me on top of our car Just bein’ a regular girl on a desolate [...]
Happy Birthday to My Boy
Pin itDear Joel, My poor boy, you are just like your mama… But lucky boy, you are your father’s son. We are both firstborns. We are both emotional. We are both particular. We are both see-ers of a glass half-empty. We both need an adjustment period when we learn a plan changes. You are just [...]
Preschoolers: Sheesh, Don't They Know It's About ME?
Pin itSo, a couple weeks ago, before my daughter graduated from preschool… …we went on a field trip to the local kid’s museum. In my car I had 5 preschoolers… 3 girls and 2 boys. One of the little girls (4 years old) asked, “Can we listen to rock and roll?” I was all, “DO [...]
Make We Laugh Monday: Those Keyword Searches
Pin itIt’s been awhile since I browsed the keyword searches that help lead folks to my little internet home. Clearly, one person was lead to the right place when they looked for: best woman vlogger Oh man. That searcher hit the motherlode. Maybe it was Oprah’s staff looking for the newest OWN talk show host! [...]
A Horse or Unicorn & Choosing What Hill To Die On
Pin itThis is Lucy. She is my energetic & carefree 5 year old. She is wearing a unicorn costume. That is too small. And no shoes. At school. (In my defense, once in the schoolhouse, the kids take off their shoes and put on slippers. So it’s not as bad as it seems. Or it [...]
Diaper Need… Let's Kick Some *Bottom*
Pin itI was chatting with a couple of close friends recently. I shared with them that I was excited about the possibility of working in a program to help raise awareness that babies need diapers. The group erupted in laughter after one woman noted, “Every baby needs diapers!” True that. The fact of the matter [...]
The Confessional: Dream a Little Dream
Pin itOr a big one. I think I’d really like to be a talk show host. Shocking, I know. Rewind to 1990/1991. I was a senior in high school. I had big plans – college. But I really didn’t know what I wanted to do. But many people thought I was a teacher-type of gal. [...]
Hipstamatic is so Hip.
Pin itI have a new favorite iPhone app… I just have to share it with you… Hipstamatic! At Safeco Field: Mariners vs. Twins Self-portrait… I call this “Tough Girl”. In other happenings… You may or may not know about my love for the 80′s… I have recently joined forces with the culturally savvy minds of [...]
