Free Form Friday – My Own Professional Help
Pin itI am just going to write… free-associatively and whahaveyou. Come in. Buckle up. Take an iburofen or a shot of tequila… But first an image, because I like posts that have a picture. What’s that? Oh… just sequins… IN MY DOG’S POO. Welcome. Welcome to my life. My posting has been sporadic on account [...]
My Alter-Ego: Her Birthday
Pin itSome of you may or may not know I have an alter-ego. J-Bling. Her tagline, “I AM that ego.” It all started out innocently enough. One day a little voice said, “Glitter… Glitter spray. Just a little…” The next thing I know there is ever-present glitter on my bathroom floor, pieces of feather boas [...]
No Pain, No Brain
Pin itSo I have this friend. Darcy. She’s a personal trainer. She hates me. She loves me. You can read more about her and my butt here. She has a vested interest in my fitness… we share clothes. And also, she is SICK. I am on my third workout plan with my “friend” and I [...]
What the What?! Wednesday
Pin itMy mother-in-law told my 10 year old son stories about practical jokes. At least his listens to someone. ******** Keep up on the ridiculous, the insightful, the always digressive… Get Jenny On The Spot by RSS or EMAIL or newsletter! Follow JOTS on Twitter, join the Facebook Fan Page and/or Networked Blogs! Bookmark on [...]
Make We Laugh Monday: Boiling Babies & the Fuzz
Pin itIt is good to not be a shut-in on account of the fact one gets to see things in the IRL… Like the Fuzz… the Po Po… You can’t see the license surround of this local Justice Unit, but it says: “SMILE! I could be BEHIND you!” It did make me smile. The Po [...]
Goodtimes… Are You Creating Any?
Pin itI have this friend named Lisa. When we can’t go out dancing (*whaa!*), we turn apples into lemonade!!! *orsomethinglikethat* We sometimes pretend we are famous and brush-up on our anti-papparazzi moves: Really. We do. We know it will come in handy someday… But, sometimes Lisa loses her grip on reality and… Since I am [...]
What The What?! Wednesday
Pin itI was at the mall the other day. No. Not that day… the OTHER day. Yes. That day. It was at the mall I saw this sign hanging near the bathrooms: I was all, “Cool! Twitter! I KNOW HER!’ Then I was all, “OK. I’ll follow you. What’s your handle? What your ID. Who [...]
Ultimate Blog Party… Of The AWESOME
Pin itBack in the ’08 I participated on the Ultimate Blog Party via 5 Minutes for Mom. That was the year Jen and I committed to a blog 365 challenge. Which we totally powned! Between that 365 day commitment, and joining in on the UBP my identity and life as a bloggah completely took a [...]
Make We Laugh Monday – Wishing
Pin itChildren. A source of joy and laughter. Their untainted views give a refreshing perspective of life and weeds. Ahh… the dandelion. In the life of an adult landowner (me) there are few things that are less magical and wonderful than the dandelion that has gone to seed. Those “delightful” balls of fuzz are millions [...]
