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The Newsman Freaked Me Out Today

You know how they are. It went something like,

Olympic Fever has finally hit the Northwest! !!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was working on taxes, so… I was already not in my right mind.

Immediately I thought,

Quick! Into the bomb shelter!

Woo-hoo! I’ll make Olympic Fever Masks!

Oh great. Another immunization.

And then it hit me.

THE OLYMPICS! Athletes, a torch, and whathaveyou. And also some Stonehenge inspired graphic… cuz a big, heavy looking rock guy makes sense… I’m sure there’s a story, but Mama has had enough of Google for one night. And Corona.

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*Ring Ring*

Jenny, it’s the clue phone… and it’s for you.

Oh yeah, thanks. The Olympics. Right. Apollo Ono. Yeah. THAT fever.

I think the newscaster-person-dude was just tryin’ to start a riot, or pillaging. Alarmist. I bet he majored in Drama. So I clicked over to Day of Our Lives to get a break from the drama. I’m kidding.

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4 Responses to “The Newsman Freaked Me Out Today”


  1. 1 Roly

    Funny post. Thanks

  2. 2 furiousBall

    Anton Apollo Ono should change his name to Anton Apollo Ono Cougar Mellencamp

  3. 3 Harmony

    That stone guy is actually an Inuit Inukshuk, that is “a stone marker that has been used by the Inuit to help guide through the northern Arctic terrain for centuries” There, now you know!

  4. 4 Kathleen@ForgingAhead

    Check you out all getting your taxes done early. Now that’s scary!

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