Have you seen the movie Elf. Oh that Will Ferrell! He’s a riot. Well, there’s one line in the movie that feels a lot like my life. Listen:
Really, I can use the spirit of that phrase for anything!
Scenario 1: Hey Jenny, you wanna go get coffee? Is there caffeine in coffee? THEN YES!
Scenario 2: Hey Jenny, wanna use some of my shimmer lotion? Is there glitter in shimmer lotion? THEN YES!
Senario 3: Hey Jenny, do you want me to put a shot of Tequila in your Corona? Is there liquor in Tequila? THEN YES!
Scenario 4: Hey Jenny, do you want to be the MC for the school auction? Is there a microphone in that? THEN YES!
Scenario 5: Hey Jenny, you wanna help lead a pep rally for the Knowledge Bowl? Does it mean that at the age of thirty-youbetternotsayaword I get to put on a cheer uniform and dance on a stage? THEN YES!
Scenario 6: Hey Jenny, you wanna get a new pair of Converse? Is there AWESOME in those? THEN YES!
Dang it! You know how it was Doppelganger Week on Facebook last week? I thot I was more Jennifer Aniston-y (the hair)… By the power of Greyskull www.faceinhole.com it seems I confused a great number of people with this pic:
That’s not me. Well, it’s my face. In a hole. *erm* The vessel is Jennifer Aniston. If Jennifer Aniston and I ever had babies…
TO BE CLEAR – THAT IS NOT ME. *butitkindais*
I got a little creative and cropped-out the “Face in Hole” graphic to up-play the potential twin-ness of the Jenster and I. And it seems it *may* have appeared to some it was ALLLLLL me. That I had gone Hollywood for reals and for FINALLY!
I wish. Not that I COULDN’T *clears throat*… It’s just that I didn’t. I was busy.
And in the end it seems my HEART doppelganger is Will Ferrell’s character in Elf. I too, like syrup… because there is sugar in it. Oh. Yes!
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Ooh ooh, I so have to send you my Face In Hole pic of me and Edward.
I’m singing… I’m in a store, and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing! I’m in a store, and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing! HEY! There’s no singin’ in the North Pole! Yes there is! No there’s not! We sing all the time! Especially when we build toys!
Love that movie – one of my all time Christmas favs!! =)
I’m with you on the caffeine one. So. Much.
You should pimp out the auction microphone with glitter. I am sure when the school gets it back they would reeeallly appreciate it! Or a microphone cozy perhaps;)!!
I LOVE Elf – and you don’t need to steal a body from J.A. – yours rocks.
I totally was one of those that was fooled. I actually thought that was you. Not that far off you know:)
Would you like to visit with Jenny?
Is there gonna be Jenny there? THEN YES!
GAH! Must never drink hot tea and read Jenny. It burned.
Crap, I miss you.