We all have them. Certain words that creep us out or make us snort and giggle like we did back in driver’s ed and science class… back when simple words like “period” were dirty and worthy of a good “snicker”.
Yet, I had no idea the bevy of words I that would forever be ruined… when I grew up. Who knew my adult mind would evolve to such lowly immaturities. Or perhaps my understanding has evolved so much I am wise beyond my years.
Don’t look at me like you don’t know what I’m saying. Don’t be a hater. You and me? We are more alike than you… No. That’s not true. I suppose I feel a little guilty.
You see, if my word list keeps growing at the rate is has been… I will be limited to speaking only articles and prepositions… incidentally, that brings me to my first word:
10. PREPOSITION
9. FAMISHED
8. FOLD
7. SHAMMY
6. MOIST
5. COMMANDER
4. COIFFEUR
3. SEPTIC SYSTEM
2. CREVICE
2. SALVE
2. POINSETTIA
1. BUSINESS, JUNK, TOOL andthelike.
I. Uh. Ermmmm…
The End.
*For more “mature” reading material you can hop on over to:
- My guest post at Indie Biz Chicks thankful stuffs…
- Or to Mom on the Spot where I curse the evil nature of chestnuts. Some people bring light to world issues. I fight with inanimate objects – and LOSE!
- Of course, there is always the video of this snickering inaction, thanks to good friends like my Lisa:
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Fold? Dear, explain…
Yeah…I don’t get “fold” either…
I can totally get “moist”. And “business”…mostly because of that Flight of the Conchords song “Business Time”.
“Commander”? I would have thought “commando”…
Cute video… the snorting cracks me up every time!! lol
Yeah, junk and tool for sure. I always have a reaction to the words phlegm and caulk as well.
My ex girlfriend called one’s ‘business’ the ’strudel-tenders.’ Thought that would be appreciated.
Nice post Jenny. Here’s to all the words that make you snort and in turn, make me pee. I, totally get fold. heh heh.
Love the photo of us laughing, and the video never gets old!
OK, I can’t stop thinking about this post…NOSTRIL!