My Butt Hurts, You Don't Even Know.
Pin itSo. I have this friend. Darcy. A personal trainer. A personal trainer who happens to be my friend who has been cruel kind enough to show me how to properly and effectively work mah boday. She is into “functional training”, and I’m all, “Heh… she said “function”… Lemme tell ya, the first time she [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Signs
Pin itI took my kid to the park one day a week or so back. Being the conscientious parent that I am… I walked the perimeter of the park to inspect for sharp edges, stray shards of bark, matches and hypodermic needles. *rolls eyes* Ya know… the usual “safety sweep” all parents feel compelled to [...]
I Saw This Card and Almost Bought It to Give to Myself.
Pin itWhen I saw this card I said, “Self. Self!! SELF!!!! Look! I don’t think there is a more perfect card for you me we us you!” A poor picture, we I know But it just adds to the message, don’t cha think? This is prolly the most beautiful card I have ever almost given [...]
She said she liked my hair, I said I liked her shirt.
Pin itAnd I meant it: I went to the Family Force 5 concert in Seattle last Friday. Seattle was a stop on their “Dance RAWR Dance” Tour. See why I love them? Dance + RAWR + Dance = my kinda awesome! I made friends with a few natives young fans. I freaked a few out with [...]
A Top 10 List: Things I Have Learned From My Children
Pin it*This piece was originally written for another site. However, despite my savvy, wit, charm and wicked-awesome… they chose a different path. Had they checked with Google, they might have seen my shizzle-esque SEO skillz… Who knows why a social media “push” would turn away a force such as myself? I have my theories, but [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Meh
Pin itI am in a FUNK. So here’s a video I made just this morning. It was going to be short, but I should just embrace the fact I am long winded in both the written and spoken word. Now – that review and $100 Visa gift card giveaway! I have a new video there [...]
Re: Buying Tampons in Bulk
Pin itWhat? You didn’t turn the page off your interwebz? I actually have a post of substance I should mold and nurture… instead I share with you a personal struggle… Buying tampons in bulk. I don’t care how many years one has been purchasing the wide array of feminine hygiene products, it is never comfortable [...]
