This weekend sucked. I was going to “fluff” up the “sucked” part and be all, “This weekend was Stinky Stinkerson.” But if I wrote that, the the “totally honest” part of my title would not have been “totally honest”. It was not a weekend of illness. Nor a weekend of tragedy. Nor a weekend of [...]
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Summer, Fall, Boys, Dogs, Hydration and the Ring of Fire
THIS is called the Ring of Fire. It is a popular carnival ride. Every time I see the “Ring of Fire” I cringe… even squeeze my legs together a little. As a woman who has given birth, the “Ring of Fire” has a very different meaning to me. I have survived the Ring of Fire. [...]
Funny Funnerson
My Little Girls
Don’t let the picture fool ya. All that “primping”… all that pink. Because as soon as they step away from the mirror, one will hear/observe things like I experienced last night while we waited for big brother’s soccer practice to end… Olivia (7) sat on the grass (criss-cross applesauce-style) while Lucy (4) spun about like [...]
Health
I drank 56 ounces of water yesterday.
I know. It’s riveting. You can’t look away, can you? I am taking the Crystal Light Water Way Challenge this week, and writing about how all this water is affecting my bladder body. Look at that picture to the left… I’m all happy and hydrated and celebrating 56 ounces on Day 1! How much water [...]
Dance
What I Did on My Online Break
[Before I launch into whatever I am about to launch into... Take a peek at my new venture - Jenny On The Spot Reviews! All week I am taking a The Crystal Light Water Way Challenge... Each day I will write about my journey toward good hydration. So far (today), all my organs have taken [...]
General
Dancing, It’s My Passion
I am sure you have seen this video. If you have, you know you want to see it again. If you have not, then… OH, you are going to LOVE this. This makes me want to get married again. And I am pretty sure you have seen the one below *insert delusion of grandeur here*, [...]
Eats
You Must Make These Recipes
You must. If you read my post on Monday, you know I am “offline” this week. I am hoping that by today I will have made all of the recipes I am suggesting you make. I already made the Banana Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies by Noble Pig a week ago, and they were a HIT! [...]
Delusions of Grandeur
The Popular Girl
Oh snap: I thought I’d go looking around the YouTube for tips on how to be popular. Because… as a grown 36 year-old woman I need to be looking for tips on how to be popular. Right? And there you have it. A whole other level of ridiculous. Seriously? Since I found nothing, I feel [...]
General
I Am Going Offline
For a week. But before I launch into that, I need to announce the winner of my Rock of Ages soundtrack CD giveaway… and the winner is…….. Kim — #4!!!! as chosen by the integer generator at RANDOM.ORG: Yay Kim!!! Congratulations! I’ll drop you and email, you cute little winner, you! Back to my offline-ness. [...]
Lucy
Safety!
This is what my kids yell after they fart. For if they are caught farting and do not shout “safety” the hearer/smeller of the fart yells “doorknob” and the fater must go touch a doorknob. This is commonplace in our home. Doesn’t matter if no one heard the fart. You’ll know it within moments. Like [...]
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