I used the "word" MODERATIVE on a radio interview…
…ucuz I’m classy like that. Before I expound on my my wordage skillzesses… perhaps I will start from the beginning. OR… as a word creator such as my self might say… the beginnitives. *dramatic pause* My friend Carrie of the highly acclaimed Stop Screaming I’m Driving! put a little call-out on her Facebook for FB [...]
At first I thought this was funny, but maybe it's just wrong.
***** In keeping with the “No, maybe that was more wrong than funny” theme… Here’s a little conversation one might have overheard at our dinner table not too long ago. Boy kid (eldest): I don’t want to sit {here}. Why can’t I sit right {there}? Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share [...]
A Conversation that Leaves Me Sayin', "Whu?"
A few weeks ago I had a conversation with a interesting individual. I don’t think she reads my blog, but if she does… well… I am outing myself here. I kind of wish I had the wit and wisdom to have handled the situation better. And being the blogger that I am, this is something [...]
10 Years Ago Today I Became a Mom
Are you crying? No? Well, writing that title – a mere 8 words – made my heart volley with emotion. Joy. Fear. Overwhelm. Blessing. Pain. Recovery. Hope. Purpose. Love… And it all started with this kid. That’s my boy. My first-born. My son. A namesake. A compassionate. A comedian. A standard-holder. A promise keeper who [...]
Every Kids Needs Daddy – Happy Father's Day, Dads!
I believe men really get a raw deal in these days of such progressiveness. And maybe I shouldn’t use this video in a courtroom to defend my forthcoming argument on why I think kids need they daddies. But, c’mon. That was AWESOME. I read/see/observe slam after slam after slam on how poorly men behave, dress, [...]
The Confessional – In Which I Nearly Lose My S H Double Hockey Sticks
A little explanation may be in order, cuz… SHLL (S H double hockey sticks) is not a word. My hubs and I came up with an alternate way of cursing. You know when people want to use “hell” as an expletive, but not actually be all expletive-y… they may say, “H E doublehockeysticks!” Well, my [...]
Time to Step It Up.
Every time I go to vote for myself… Wait. That’s not what… Uh… Hmmm… I mean, I just happened to check out the Blogluxe site and whouldn’tchaknow I happened to see *whistling, looking to side* my vote count. I must say I am rather pleased that there are any votes at all. Heck, just to [...]
Oreos, Cotton Candy, & the Devil
Mother. Of. Pearl. You know what I get for going into the vast retail establishment of All of Satan? Temptation. Are. You. Blinking? Can you believe that? Do you have any idea how evil this is? Do you??? Do you understand this makes my knees buckle? Think “first kiss”. It’s true. Powerful. *swoon* I love [...]
Barbie and Polly Pocket Totally Copied Me
See? In the first pic — Barbie. The gal in the pic on the right? ME. I did the red first, girlfriend. Step back. And THEN… *psh*… As. If. *huff* Lil Polly Pocket thinks she can steal my sunshine.WEML. Eh. Like…. SRSLY??? Polly, did you just call me fat? Well, YOU have an usually large [...]
A Story About Me and a Car
But you won’t find the story here. I had to make a thspecial, thspecial page for it. You thsee, through the power of BlogHer and Volvo I had the exciting opportunity to check out the new 2010 Volvo XC60… a few months back. I’ve been sitting on this here supa-fun post/review for quite some time, [...]
