I have not been diagnosed by a medial professional, but if I was diagnosed with a medical condition… it might be ADD. I just… Hey! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I digress… I know I have not been consistently posting here. That is because I [...]
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Speaking of Skinny…
I suppose I should tell you this is a card I got at Hallmark. It cracked me up… like my butt. I digress… Speaking of skinny people… I have battled with weight issues all my life. I think I started a “modified eating plan” back in second grade. I wore the “Pretty Plus” sizes most [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – Frosting
Before I begin, I should probably mention… I am going to can MMLM. *winces* I am getting “performance anxiety”. This doesn’t mean I am going to quit “funny”… no… I will never quite “funny”. I’ll quit “funny” when I quit breathing. I just have found I am not able to be the funny I want [...]
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A Brand New Blog is Born — Mom Fail
After many months of thinking and dreaming and being too busy and doing a little of this and a little of that… my dream has finally come true! I could spend all kinds of words explaining, but instead… maybe you could just go visit my new blog –> Mom Fail {If at first you don’t [...]
Artsy Fartsy
Let’s call this, “A Year in Review”
This is loosely titled. I am writing with two glasses of wine pulsing through my veins, and am not feeling…. Whu… Did someone say cookies? No. Maybe I heard, “Warm blanket and sleepy-sleepy.” Huh? Aaaaaanywho. The following video is an exercise in utter self-obsessionismness. Shshjshaj. And such. It’s all about me. My face, my shoes, [...]
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And the winner is…
*drumroll* Oh. What is this all about? This is about who is winning a custom-made Swine Flu Mask! What? This is your first time here and you don’t know what athe heck this is about? Go here to see the video. At any rate… You want to know who the WINNAH is, right…… Without further [...]
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Words That Make Us Uncomfortable
I know, I know, I know!!! You are all waiting to find out who the Swine Flu Mask WINNAH is… I don’t know yet! I am soooo sorry! I will have the results tomorrow! I have been partying it up in real-style with mah Viking and crazy Norwegians here in faux-Norway. Our Viking Fest is [...]
Artsy Fartsy
A Swine Flu Mask Giveaway!
It’s true. I am going to give away one of my prized Swine Flu Masks. Yup. No lie. I have wrestled with whether to let one of my hand/mind created originals go. The struggle is not unlike Picasso might have experienced… We creatives… and our “work”. However. I want to be a resource for My [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – She Had a Dream
I had intended to post about all the hilarity of my children’s hand-made Mother’s Day gifts… until I heard about the dream my sister-in-law had about me. You want to know what she dreamed? Here, I’ll give you a list to choose from: I made it to Broadway, landing the lead in Wicked. I beat [...]
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Happy Mother’s Day!
Of course I want to say that to all my friends of the maternal persuasion! I have a video to share with you… I shared it last year too. It is just supremely funny and what mom can’t imagine THIS scenario panning out in her lifetime… Hugs and love, my friends! Hugs and LOVE! ********** [...]
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