Dear Friends,
It is with much excitement and honor I come to you today. I have been given an opportunity… a chance… a place to serve. My dear friend Ricardo Gomez came to me only a few short days ago and asked if I would be the Vice-President to his President over there on the Facebook.
Being the attention whore public servant I was born to be, I humbly (shutup) accepted this call to serve, promote change, provide hope and get a lot more attention did I mention, serve? It is all about My people… My Public… It has always been about My Public… Being the devoted public servant I am, I made a video for all the present and future followers of the Gomez-Ingram ticket. In the following video I lay out my part of our agenda for new FB hope. I hope you enjoy it.
If you would like to get behind us so we may lead you to non-specific places that will undoubtedly be wonderful on non-specific levels… you may join the Gomez-Ingram campaign here. And if you are on the Facebook and have not connected with my blog network (shamelessplug) you can do so here.
Just remember… I have been am committed. I WILL represent:
I WILL get the job done… WE will get the job done… as soon as we know exactly what that job is. And until I know specifically what the specifics are, I will continue on in non-specific, but very important ways. Know that my commitment to you is secure… You can see the determination in my face:
You can see the future from here…
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You are gonna be one busy lady what with the being President of the Dance Party AND the VP of the Facebook.
I don’t know if I can support a VP who is shorter than me…or who can kick my ass. Clearly I have issues to work out…
I loved your soundtrack. A-Team rulz!
I’d like to hear more “You betcha”s okay? That’s what I look for in my elected officials.
Wow. Just. Wow. I have not been so inspired for America, since…since…well, February 20th of this year, actually. But hey! I know I can never be as quantifiably cool as you and Ricardo, but I want to help. I think I could be your Secretary of the Inferior, but I don’t know, maybe I’m not qualified, or maybe.. you know, I don’t have skinny enough ankles, or perhaps I sweat too much. I just think.. if you needed someone, and you were like, totally desperate and would settle for anyone, I could be your Secretary of the Inferior. Maybe.. but maybe not.
I am so inspired! I’m not even on Facebook and you have my vote!
You had me at “scarf.”
You’ve got my vote!! now I just need to friend you … hold on I’m heading on over to FB now.