Mom FAIL Friday – The Tooth Fairy
Pin itI am thinking I may have enough material to make this a regular feature. *sigh* Here’s the skinny. My 6 year old daughter, Olivia lost a tooth last Saturday. As of last night (Thursday), the Tooth Fairy still hadn’t paid up. I explained her absence, Oh… I guess there have been LOTS of kids [...]
I know what I need to do to lose my last 10 pounds.
Pin itSTOP EATING SUGAR AND MEAT Hahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaahahaaa! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhahahahahahhahahahahaa! *bends over in hysterics* *gasps for air* *grips side to alleviate abdominal cramping* *lifts index in air* Hang on… *more gasping* *takes deep breath, strokes hair, regains composure* I suppose the only way I am going to be able stop eating sugar and meat is if I [...]
Oh dear, Jenny's been thinking again…
Pin itLast night I had to take my 6 year old daughter into the local urgent care. It seems my stellar skillz as mother are not at stellar as one might think. A wound on her arm (inflicted by beauty bark 4 days ago) grew to the size of a roma tomato between the hours [...]
"He's Just Not That Into You" CD and Hoodie Giveaway!
Pin itHey, hey, hey!!! Friends, family, lurkers and first time visitors! I have something just for you! Well, just ONE of you. If I could give you ALL something… You know I would set ya’ll up. With that said…. Are you ready? I have been given the wonderful opportunity to give away one soundtrack to [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – January Keyphrase Searches
Pin it Welcome to Make Me Laugh Monday. I am actually quite tired and am struggling with what the heck to do for today’s installment. You see, when I get this tired, either my mind shuts down or my mind… oh look… shiny! I figured since January is over, and I have access to the [...]
