No, I probably wouldn’t have hit her cause I don’t think I would do well in jail, but I would have lit into her like hell hath no fury! She would have thought twice before she ever opened her yapper again and accused someone of such nonsense, I’ll tell ya that much!

I refuse to enter the Satan’s Den called Chuck E. Cheese. Fortunately my kids are old enough now that they care nothing about it, either. So there ya go – there’s hope for you. Someday they’ll grow out of Chuck E. (any coincidence that it’s the same name as that creepy doll?) and you won’t have to subject yourselves to that anymore. Whew.